Wow. Your expectations are ludicrous. I’m not going to buy this anyways but I don’t think you have any idea how much money you’re talking about.

I just got accepted to the Project Stream beta yesterday and I fired up AC Odyssey. My internet is so-so and it was impressive tech. Not the resolution or refresh rate you’d get from a downloaded game running on good hardware but for a project in beta testing it’s already running very well. This is the future for…

That second girl... the conservative Christian. There’s not a hot enough woman on the planet to put up with that shit. She’ll find herself a nice mama’s boy bootlicker to spend her days with but ugh... maybe try a sexually unhinged athiest for your next go around dude. A higher class of drama.  

I don’t understand why any company is going to take on the last two episodes. How is that really going to be profitable in any meaningful way? I guess if they just contract the employees and don’t pay a licensing fee then... maybe. I just can’t see it. Have someone do a digital short and be done with it. Its not like…

I think that person is more complaining about the lack of upcoming releases. When Switch launched we had a lot to look forward to, Splatoon 2, Mario Odyssey, etc. Now it’s just Smash with a set release date, which despite being massively popular is still suited to a particular set of tastes. If Metroid 4 had a release…

Ditch the landline. 

Ditch the landline. 

The best plan is to ditch your landline because who the hell still pays for that? Unless you’re in a rural area with poor cell service, then I guess you should keep it.

The best plan is to ditch your landline because who the hell still pays for that? Unless you’re in a rural area with…

I’m unclear on if you’re separating RDR2 from RD Online or not. Online will of course be more of the same as far as micro transactions go. Why wouldn’t it? They print money on that end of things. RDR2 on the other hand will most likely feature no micro transactions. Or at least have very little impact on gameplay.…

You can play with 2 players, 3 players, or even play by yourself if you’re so inclined. Not sure how the 2-Switch system works, obviously you’d need SOMETHING installed on the second one though. 

Only Nathan writes a Pharah article this extensive.  

What’s gonna bring more Twitter vitriol, this or the review for Xenoblade Chronicles 2? Please followup and let us know. 

Yeah I forgot Green Goblin but he’s for sure gonna have a role in the sequel. Don’t want to spoil anything but there may or not be a hint about the symbiote in the current offering as well. Either way I need at least 3 more Spider-Man entries before I’m sated. 

The person who earns the money has the best hands for said money.

Man I love this game. I’m about 80% to platinum and am already writing the sequel in my head. Needs to involve Venom, Carnage, Lizard, and Mysterio. Also Sandman. and Chameleon. The Also-Pretty-Sinister Six. 

Good to see Visage will be hitting Early Access this week. Not sure if my heart can take playing this game myself, might need to go for a Let’s Play or something. It looks truly terrifying a la PT. 

I think it may be time to let the Heroes thing go, bud. 

They look like they’re half-filled with water. 

Just to pile on with the rest of your dissenters, the closest to being in the zeitgeist is the Fortnite question, but knowing that the genre is called battle royale is not that common. Anyone with any gaming experience knows all of these, but if you’re not a gamer and don’t share a house with one these are all just…

I’d like to know what percentage of readers missed the Alanis Morisette references completely.

I don’t think I’d play it even if I had ordered it. It’s gonna end with a cliffhanger that will never be seen through and the whole thing would just feel awkward and a little depressing.