I dunno, I think these ladies might have one-upped SJP:

I also think that some people are taking this too literally...I don’t think he’s necessarily saying that never had any minor disagreements before or after this. I think he’s saying this is the only disagreement they’ve had that could have actually damaged their relationship with each other.

Good grief.

In his head it probably played out like a movie with Ms Bro stopping the funeral and telling everyone to be quiet so they could all huddle around the phone adoringly listenening to Trump

I also want to recommend Speechless to people - it does a great job dealing with the world of a disabled person and a family of a disabled person. And it’s one of the few shows on air that deals with poverty. (The family is financially struggling always.)

I don’t give a fuck what’s in it or what its called... when I get the munchies and my husband is polishing off a pint of Ben and Jerry’s while we watch Ancient Aliens, I have my Halo Top and its the fucking shit.

The last time you wrote about Halo Top I had yet to try any, but had a pint of mint chip sitting in my freezer hoping it would be a tasty low-calorie snack but not expecting a replacement for ice cream.

Sea Salt Caramel Halo Top is THE TRUTH. I ventured out of state and found Oatmeal Cookie HT and devoured it in one sitting.

I love me some Halo Top. Let it melt a bit so the consistency is more ice cream like and it’s really good. Especially the birthday cake flavor. Is it Ben & Jerry’s good? Of course not, but it’s a tiny fraction of the calories good.

Sea Salt Caramel is DELICIOUS and all you haters can pry it from my cold dead hands.

SAME. Except I prefer their Red Velvet, but I couldn’t give less of a fuck that it’s basically weird science food.

Halo Top is fucking delicious and I don’t care about whatever chemicals are in it. Birthday Cake is my favorite flavor. Haters gonna hate!

there was one episode where he tried to make carrie his wife feel particularly unattractive because he felt fat. and she bought into his lies until he confessed. in real life, someone that emotionally abusive would have been kicked out of the house on his ass.

Its The characters that he always plays. he’s overestimates his intelligence, he works blue collar jobs doing just enough to stay hired, but he doesn’t particularly love what he does, he knows he’s over weight but food is his happy place, and the woman that he is married always puts up with his apathy and ignorance…

I’m generally a pacifist but I grew up in copperhead country and Mrs. Newby has exactly the right idea for a mess of snakes under your house. Because when it starts to get cool outside wanna guess where they are going? Into your house. And that’s a whole lotta hell no.

5) Kill them.

My son has a box trap and has relocated neighborhood raccoons that have destroyed gardens and flocks of chickens.

So if I’ve got mice in my kitchen, I’m not allowed to set traps because apparently I created the conditions that attracted them? That time my kitten caught a mouse and paraded it around the perimeter of the apartment like a damn gladiator, I should not have been proud of her and removed the mouse from her mouth and…

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…