No. You won’t win this if you’re going to get technical about word meaning. “Parent” and “mother” mean different things to different people today, and derive from root words that really have nothing to do with birthing a child from your vagina and/ or shooting sperm into a vagina/ jar, if that’s what you’re relegating…

That’s sweet. Where do you practice yoga? I practice (intermittently) in NYC and the classes are so crowded that if (when) someone falls everyone does their best to pretend nothing happened, unless 911 is required.

I mean...sorry...you might have to get a new job if you’re really committed to your decision to convert to Islam—which she only did two years ago and only fully understood a few months ago when she realized not only was she not supposed to DRINK alcohol, but also serving was a no-no. She is a waitress on an airplane,…

Vermont is awesome, they give no fucks. They’re wearing hiking boots and cargo pants because that’s what it makes sense to go hiking in - meanwhile, in Montauk the other day i saw two girls playing CORN HOLE in stilettos...which is fine, do you, but Vermont will just be over here blinking in disbelief.

Pretty much, yes. When you actually exist in the LGBT world rather than hypothesize about it, you understand that such findings are comical.

I don’t not “like” what they found though. I’m just saying that it is objectively—based on real world experience, rather than isolated academic hypothetical Nonsense—Bull. Followed by. Shit.

Myself, my wife and the majority of my lesbian friends conform to Hetero standards of femininity for the most part. Most are married and/or have several kids at this point. With women. Not a wanna-be man-snagger in the bunch. Studies like this are such bullshit. You can “look Hetero” and be the biggest dyke on the…

Is she old enough yet that it's not weird for me to be a little bit in love with her?

What troubles me a lot more than teens not knowing who Alanis is, is teens in 2015 tweeting things like “someone please tell me who is Alanis” as if they have no way in the world of ever finding out unless someone replies to their tweet. Instead of wasting cyberspace with your mindless tweet, GOOGLE ALANIS. You don’t…

While this bride is unaware and probably a pretentious beeyatch, can we send a little blame the way of the WEDDING INDUSTRY maybe? I paid for my sister’s shower at a restaurant, paid for their wedding photographer (a really good one) as their wedding gift, organized and paid for a hefty percentage of her bachelorette…

Will you not be able to see it at ALL in a city?

Your mentality is exactly the reason people are getting shot for selling cigarettes and playing with toy guns around the country. Since when is “possibly having marijuana” a crime so egregious that it warrants rape? Every single motherfucker I know in the world had driven around with weed in their car or their…

i have a strong feeling this is fake as fuck. which would make it even more horrible than it already is if it’s real.

Or just rescue a dog and walk it a lot. I walk my dog 10, 0000 steps a day which equates to about 25 miles a week,

Titanic? More like Noah's Ark.

Horrific. I used to be obsessed but that's because I was anorexic and it has zero calories. Once I got my palate back i realized that it tastes like melted plastic and chemicals cooked up into a powder....which is kinda what it is. Yum.

Not really. I don’t have kids and I don’t like parents who cater to their children by allowing them to throw toys and scream in restaurants and I think restaurant owners should have every right to step in and ask parents to step outside with their kid if they’re disturbing customers, etc., but I do not and will not…

My comment wasn't expressly for you, although you did accuse his wife of spinning feminism to justify her cheating, which he says she didn't do...but almost everyone above made comments that clearly indicate they didn't read the article.

Why do people insist on commenting without reading the source article? Like EVERY TIME. He does it too. They take turns going out. He describes the system in detail. He also explains that his wife didn’t come up with the feminism bit, he did. It’s his rationale/epiphany, whatever.

What if one of you was under 32 and the other over? Or what if you get engaged at 30 but don’t have the wedding until 33? Or what if you just both wear your lucky underwear for the whole marriage?