But minorities and women should just shut up and be able identify with all the white males that are already out there because of....reasons!

As a 90's boy growin up, i’d like to point out that both Ripley and Jordan O’neill (G.I. Jane) are badasses and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

IT NEEDS TO HAVE A PENIS FOR ME TO IDENTIFY WITH IT

How can boys look up to a fictional shapeshifting alien if said alien has tits?

Only 45% of Trump supporters believe that Don Jr. attended that meeting with the Russian lawyer for dirt on Clinton. Something he himself openly confirmed.

Even a broken, alcoholic Nazi clock is right twice a day.

I feel like these two pictures are more relevant now than ever

Steve Bannon reportedly called Paul Ryan “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,”

God forbid they spend one minute participating in an activity that doesn’t specifically revolve around feeding them sexually, emotionally, or spiritually!!!

They start at a grand, not to mention they are pre-ordered and not usually picked up until a monthish from the wedding, leaving no opportunity to order another one.

Note that when Trump says ‘seven years of suffering’, the suffering he’s referring to is that of the wealthy who, as a result of Obamacare, made slightly less than all of the money while sick people got the care they needed. When it is repealed, rich people can finally stop suffering and go back to making almost all…

These fuckers need to be charged with treason.

It would be great if some reporter, any reporter, just told Rice Pilaf that no one believes a word he says. Or at the very least question his rationale.

Who among us hasn’t met with a Russian lobbyist offering dirt on our father’s political opponent as a pretext to talk about sanctions, forgotten to talk about the dirt, and then lied about it for months?

So the pregnant woman lost the fetus at its own party? Ughhhhghsgsvduf.

“Ohio is an open-carry state that allows residents to openly possess firearms with or without a license.”

On Wednesday, 19-year-old Monalisa Perez shot her boyfriend, 22-year-old Pedro Ruiz III, in the chest from a foot away with only an encyclopedia covering his body, killing him.

I’m sorry, but Obama wore a tan suit to a press briefing. And at one point he put his feet on a desk.