I'm guess the kid dips the Tostitos into the meat slurry, cheese sauce, taco sauce mash up.

People like you make the job of a teacher very hard. It's a wonder anyone would want to be bothered with you and your children. Moreover, I'm sure you would be the first one up in the office blaming everyone if one of your little darlings were to come home with Ringworm, Scabies, Head lice, Hep A, etc. As you and…

Ooooh, the letter hurt the parents feelings. Would have been much better for her to put the smelly kids at their own table so she could avoid going near them. No letters, no hurt parental feelings, no need to smell kid shit packed into filthy underwear.

There's a difference between "messy" and "unclean". Kids who are foul-smelling and actually dirty need parental intervention (not via a nasty note, mind you.) If a kid in your class is actually filthy and smells when he comes IN, there is a problem at home that needs addressing. Social services need to be contacted.

Not providing proper care including hygiene for a child is considered neglect. Would the parents have preferred being reported to child protective services to a snarky note?

Next time someone mugs you, or punches you, or steals your identity — don't waste your time reporting it. Just get over it.

You're a fucking moron, read the article where the women express the negative consequences of having naked photos of themselves online. like the teacher, or the woman in the custody battle. and ultimately their computers were hacked, which is the much bigger problem, where bank accounts and other information could…

Did you miss the part where people were fired or terrified it would be used against them in custody cases?

I used to think that, but I've changed my mind, I think.

Gaga isn't wrong though. I mean, I'll be the first to admit that the Born This Way era was terrible and Artpop is a little ridiculous, but deep down, she is one talented artist who is passionate about what she's doing. The level of hate that is directed at her is kind of absurd.

I was so happy last week on Sleepy Hollow when Captain Irving and Abbie schooled Ichabod on his bff Thomas Jefferson! [apologies if you have no idea what I'm talking about]

Isn't it lovely for you that you're able to think that? How precious.

I assume you were raised in a middle class family prior to the recession? You can think these are temporary jobs all you want, but go to a store and look at who's helping you. There are some teenagers, but there will be an awful lot of people well into adulthood as well. Those people may want better jobs, but a lot of…

I saw a news conference and I guess the police were executing a warrant and they knew where the guy was and went in. He was holding a baby who he put down when they said they were arresting him. He began shooting then. I don't understand why they would arrest someone in a hospital and not wait until he left but he…

She is too good for that shit.

Oh god, I hope not. SNL is such a comedy wasteland. For Jessica's own sake, I hope not.

I kind of hope not. SNL's giving up on political humor and I feel like Jessica Williams has her niche at DS just right.

Jessica Williams has made the leap into being a really, really strong member of the crew, hasn't she? She has this perfect mix of "WTF?" and a really wicked gleam to her eye that works for the show.