@InCahoots: So I may be projecting a little, because your situation sounds ridiculously similar to mine awhile ago. Guy dumped me because he was going through a lot, needed to figure things out, whatever. We were friends before, so I put on a brave face and tried to at least salvage the friendship.

I'm a barista and I'll never forget the time a customer came in and asked me if I had a boyfriend (to which I answered yes) and then asked if he could still get my number.

Hey Jezebel! Shaming others with different belief systems than your own isn't a good color on you. Or anyone.

instantly thought of this.

Oh noes. The pants would be pretty nifty if we kept the waistline part and got read of all the extra bedazzles on the side and the white cuff thingamajig at the bottom...

not gonna lie...paranormal activity spoof made me chuckle a little inside.

lol they should just use this woman to cut people off when they're taking too long.

mccauley culkin has not aged a day.

why does molly look so awkward?

hahaha i LOVE rdj so hard. best pair yet.

The Temper Trap!

@BetteD: haha great minds think alike. :)

way to spoof halle berry's awesome acceptance speech princess and the frog...

coraline!

haha george's face=priceless.

GOD Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are awkward together...

How I miss thee hs colorguard....those flags are awesome!

@LuvEwan: Definitely just snorted in the middle of stats...tried to play it off with a cough/throat clearing combo. Damn you Jezebel for being more interesting than standard deviation!

totally makes me think of the trippy/Eddie Izzard scene with Prudence from 'Across The Universe'