Just don't pick up her nasty job-hopping habit, pick a career and stick with it

Honestly, for all the hand-wringing on this and other sites about accepting body types, I think a better goal would be to make sure that the large minority poor who can't get access to real goddamn food might be able to actually eat a decent meal.

("The poison I put in their water is working faster than I thought!")

Also, highly, HIGHLY relevant: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nhm…

Can we add Bukowski?

At the least exclusion of black folks is period correct...

That's a whole lotta reverb. Neko Case should sue.

The touch, the feel, of Zooey...the cotton of our lives.

Poor Robsten. Well, It's true what they say... Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.

You know, I've lurked on Jezebel since the beginning, and I have adored theinsightful and thoughtful postings, but lately, I feel like you all are Internet trawling for the bizarre andweird and getting all heated about the opinions of one. (One who is deeeelighted to have an audience. Usually.). I'll also say, as the…

I take issue with the lack of alternative and the sexualization of a child character beloved by very young children. One of the best things about Merida as a character is that she learns that being a "Princess" doesn't mean dressing pretty and getting a boyfriend (neither thing having the slightest interest for her,…

"I'm ready for my blood transfusion, Mr. DeMille."

DUMBASS:

Can't sleep, humans will eat me.
Can't sleep, humans will eat me.
Can't sleep, humans will eat me.

Thank you so much for the work you do. Seriously <3

You fenimists won't be happy until it is ILLEGAL to hang dong in front of classrooms full of students. YOU DESERVE GRAPE

Wait—we have the power to make men weak and pathetic but WE are the weaker vessel? T-shirt, explain yourself.

The idea that any one person could "break up a marriage" is ludicrous. This headline just furthers the idea of the horrible homebreaker stereotype.

Its a woman's duty to destroy all nature, because the forest is where the fairy creatures live that steal our human babies and replace them with changlings.

He is suing a Council gym, meaning firstly he is getting his sessions subsidised by the Council and secondly he is suing fucking tax payers for this bullshit. I'd also say that Camden has a large Muslim and Orthodox Jewish communities, both of whom do not allow women to be uncovered in front of men, so their sports…