LOL!! I know, I'm kind of disappointed too. Although I'm pretty sure I could guess what the gist was.

Except that if you make the awful mistake of turning on the push notifications (which I'm not sure can be turned off??) then you get real-time alerts when someone wins a medal. But don't worry, only for the really important events that everyone is waiting to see.

You know actually, oddly, I thought it was a really good and fair article. Except for part where the author keeps calling it "unfortunate" and a "flub". It's like he gets what's great about it - stacked ass Black girl bring her flair and flavor into the most staid and exclusionary environment imaginable in a moment of…

+1 million.

Usually I don't believe these kinds of things and I think it's just White people trying to poke fun at the otherness of poor Black folks. But sadly, I completely buy all of these as real names. I recognize too many of them.

What I took away from this is that preppy White people are as obsessed with the letter "y" as ghetto Black people are obsessed with the letter "q". I don't get it in either case.