Ooh! Well-played.

Word. Give me half a joint and I promise I can find way better things to stick in my vagina than a mushroom (at least by this definition of 'mushroom'). Read more

Is this not as dumb as trying to snort condoms? Is this supposed to be edgy or something? IS THIS REALLY SOMETHING GROWN WOMEN DO??? Read more

I agree it sounds like death-by-cop but I am much more cynical about the older brother's motivations. I feel like he realized it was a losing battle and took the coward's way out, leaving his kid brother to face all the consequences alone. Read more

Um, when? Do you have a picture of this? Read more

Thank you...this entire issue encapsulates why I am (somewhat notoriously) no longer a regular Jezebel commenter. Read more

In the real world, women are not obligated to cook dinner for their husbands, or eschew casual sex, or put their careers on hold for their partners, or submit sexually to dominant men, or ignore cat-callers, or stand up to cat-callers, or swath their knees in modest hemlines, or be nice to their moms. Read more

It's not calling her a sellout to acknowledge that it would be wonderfully meaningful if she rocked a natural, kinky look. Read more

If he didn't have quite so much notoriety and such a broad platform on which to promulgate his views (however silly) you would be right. But his voice, lilting as it may be, speaks loudly and his opinions, however frivolous, carry cultural weight. Read more

If it makes you feel better I spent my entire childhood going to sleepovers and being utterly perplexed by how I was supposed to braid silky, fine hair. IT KEEPS SLIPPING OUT. It's like trying to fill a bucket with a hole in it. I'm pretty sure I still couldn't do it. Read more

How nice to see a 15 year-old dressed like a 15 year-old! Though in truth there is something oddly middle aged about her face...not in a bad way. Read more

Frankly I have to agree that Beyonce's performance was WAY over-the-top in terms of the sexual exploitation of women. Not to be all "ZOMG the children!!!" because I don't think it's necessarily going to lead them to trading hand-jobs-for-heroine under the freeway...but yeah, it might convince your 12 year-old that Read more

've never once even considered cocaine. All because of Len Bias. That shit had a major lifelong impact on me. Read more

Given that I was 6 when this happened I never really knew or thought of the broader sociopolitical ramifications of his death. Now, looking back on it...makes total sense. I've done acid, shrooms, ecstasy and smoked enough herb to tranquilize a small horse but I've never once even considered cocaine. All because of Read more

How has nobody ever injured themselves on that giant camera arm? A little close for comfort... Read more

But come on, people who break into your home in the middle of the night with the intent to do you bodily harm are almost always 90 lb. women. Who among us hasn't encountered one of them under similar circumstances and thought, "Yikes I'd better bash her head in and shoot her several times in the face for my own Read more