It isn’t Mexico that’s at fault. It’s the Ontario government and the union.

GM shaming is cool since the bailout it seems. don’t you want to be cool?

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

I should ban you for this.

Properly ranked, but Far Side still kills:

He’s so insignificant his shit wouldn’t sell at a thrift store.

I’ll put “Cars owned by Tanner Foust” up there with “Things I couldn’t care less about”.

I would take the last season of Top Gear USA over the British Original without Clarkson, Hammond and May.

There are no amount of bad choices that could lead me to a PT Cruiser.

Hope he feels better soon. On a related note... I’ll be at the Brickyard 400 and if his brain isn’t back in working order by then, Jeff Gordon is gonna drive the 88 at Indy!!

Maybe I’ll get to see Gordon’s last win? :)

Rumor mill churning: Alex Bowman filling in this week. But the week after is Indianapolis. Jeff Gordon has said he will fill in for Dale if he is not back for Indy.

Dale is great, I love him, but man, seeing Jeff back in a car would just make me so happy......

The mere fact that country music exists means that music has failed us.

+1 and Shout it from the rooftops: 2) The NCAA should be disbanded and replaced with something that ACTUALLY carries the big stick and enforces the rules as they SHOULD be.

“and is currently the head football coach at Rutgers University.”

The cops who walked off a paid detail are bad at their job? How do you know?

I hope the next time you need one they’ll be too fragile to help you.

Neutral: What Should Chevy Do Instead?

It’s extremely obvious after looking at all of the trucks from the big 3 at the auto show that the F-150 is easily the nicest truck for the money.

Neutral: Stop insulting car buyer’s intelligence. They’re advertising to the lowest common denominator of car buyer and insulting everyone else’s intelligence. Stop treating us like sheeple and treat us like adults with rational brains. Yes I know a large portion of the population is not that, but even a dumb person…

What Chevy needs is a smug, cell-phone shredding hipster douche to sell their cars.