I’ve been a Sox fan since emerging from the womb and I’ve told myself multiple times that I would never give up on this team. Hearing Adam Eaton, our fucking MLBPA rep, call an illiterate 14 year old a clubhouse leader made me want to drink toilet bowl cleaner. Fuck Adam Eaton, fuck Adam LaRoche, and fuck Drake…

Shouldn’t we donate it to Gawker Hulk?

Yep! Getting baseball money in your checking account, does isolate oneself to the point of lack of self awareness. He just didn’t know how irritating/annoying he and his home schooled son was/is.

Can fans of the Royals, Indians, Tigers and Twins band together to get Adam LaRoche back on the White Sox roster? I’d donate $10.

Let me make a point here...

Free footlongs to all under 12.

A meatball sandwich for each of the kiddos.

• Subway Jalapeño 250 powered by Coca-Cola

That was an amazing sign.

Shout out to the Mavs Fan For Life with the solid Arrow reference. If only DeAndre were as passionate at keeping his promises as Slade Wilson.

Ah, shitting on the fun of others.

As an Irish - American, one who will not be participating in any drunken festivities today all I can say is...

St. Paddy’s is worse, because it is so much bigger, but SantaCon is worser, because the douche-per-capita ratio of the participants approaches 1:1.

Cam Newton went to like 100 colleges.

No, the trouble started when they made it the “RAM” brand after they were bought by FIAT.

Because a significant portion of truck buyers don’t need trucks to do truck stuff. Anymore, they’re family vehicles.

Part of me wonders if this is a sign of trouble on the Ram brand front, having to sell yet another special edition.

Kenny Williams had a lot to say (maybe not in public) about Ozzie’s kid. Don’t be revisionist about this; Guillen and Williams were feuding: Who you crappin’?

may we all have the opportunity to retire as millionaires in our late 30's because things didn’t go exactly our way

Joey, you ever hang around a clubhouse?