Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

Oh good! I’ve been looking for something to nap to ever since Bob Ross went off the air.

Former clinic worker here. Your reasons are as good as any reason, and no one can imagine the number of stories and reasons that women and partners share every day in clinics across the country. More than 60% of women who seek abortions already have children, so you are in the majority. It is a shame that the…

Oh honey, I send you all the good thoughts. Whether the decision was easy or hard, no matter what, you did the right thing for you (and, by extension, your family). I think you’re very brave.

I’m beginning to believe that meat based products might contain sedatives. Honestly I wouldn’t have the energy for these scams and feuds.

I am really really proud of myself for knowing she was spelling his name when this song came out. I may not have had a 4.0 in school, or an IQ above 3, or known that geese is the plural of goose, I may struggle identifying many animals actually, but this I figured out.

Eh I loved it but now my kids are getting older and testing boundaries and being cunts, now every day is a struggle.

You give me hope!! Thank you rational internet person!

Bits are miserable, bits are transcendent, and some bits are just gross. But on a day-to-day basis, the joy my daughter gives me is pretty fucking amazing. I feel like myself, and mostly act like myself. The one thing I can’t control is the emotional sea-change. I feel profoundly full of love in a way that overwhelms…

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In some places children are practically raised in bars. I was, had my share of Shirley Temples, and I turned out just fine.

I so agree. Maybe it’s because I am an older parent (almost 40) but there’s no way I’m giving up my life. My kid became a part of my life, not the other way around.

I see you’ve met my sister in law. Every time she calls my brother “the hubby” or worse yet “hubs” I die a little inside.

OMG this Chrissy person is my new best friend. YAAAAAAS. it’s soo true. I have a 6 month-old, and I still get “but how can you leave her” when I go somewhere for like 2 hours while she’s with my professional nanny. WTF? They act as if a trip to try on some pants or have dinner with my husband is like I left her…

I’m very tired of the idea that moms have to be 100% dedicated to their children— especially their small children— and never let them leave their side or enjoy anything without them. What happens when your kids grow up and leave home (which they will) and you’ve spent the last 20 years erasing your identity to become…

I’m currently planning my wedding, and as the last of my friends to get married (I’ve been a VERY good sport time and time again as I have spent thousands on bachelorette parties, showers, weddings, gifts, etc) c’mon now...let me have my time to enjoy and celebrate! No need to hate on other people’s happiness! Sheesh.

OMG TWO WHOLE DOLL HAIRS, WHATEVER SHALL WE DO.

The magic Merlin suit was great for us. My little girl slept wonderfully while swaddled or in the suit but she was up twice a night from 8 months to 14 months. I don’t know what happened but she suddenly started sleeping better again.

You are my dream twin! Always with the sudden exams for classes I skipped all year long. (I haven’t been a student for nearly 20 years.) And the crumbling teeth, ugh. So many recurring nightmares.

I get class dreams all the time where I’m in high school again. Nowadays they often end with me realizing I graduated high school fourteen years ago and just not going.