agreed. hate to say it, but these points:

Honestly, if I had the means, I would take on lounging and shopping as my key interests. I would have people working for me whose key jobs were making sure my bedroom was at optimal napping temperature, fluffing my pillows between naps, and scheduling naps between trips to Saks.

This is why Crumbs has failed, and it is only partially to do with the eternally changing trends in desserts: Crumbs cupcakes are horrible.

So this was an Aramark taste-testing focus group?

Beyoncé and Jay have only been married since 2008.

A theory I've always enjoyed is that the name Canada came from Portugese/Spanish map makers writing in the blank where Canada was "Ca Nada", ie. nothing there.

Hohoho

Scones. I Columbus the SHIT out of scones. I also Columbused Earl Grey before being into tea was cool. I'm basically the discoverer of white-people style breakfast.

If she'd have given her cat a different name it would be stabler.

Please, E! I didn't need that fancy Photoshop to make my mad scientist dreams a reality.

I'm going to risk a shitstorm and jump in here...

And by "impressionable," you mean "fabulously wealthy with no common sense whatsoever," right?

Right?! Tequila rejuvenates me, and you don't see me slappin a trademark on it, calling it 'organic' and selling it to impressionable white people with disposable incomes.

The second dude looks like a Webster duster.

2014 London men's fashion week

What? wipe down the piss of others? if so, WHY? Why can't the fucking slobass who pissed all over the seat not wipe up their own piss? Where are they from? Who RAISED THEM? What's wrong with them? WTF?

You can hover, THEN wipe up after yourself. I do it because I'm obsessed with strengthening my thigh muscles.

Fuck that. Hovering for life!

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Well, that does look like it would make breast feeding easier.

It reminds me of Pakistani fashion; it's very reminiscent of a salwar kameez. A pair of gold churidar pants would have looked amazing with it.