miykale
miykale
miykale

Hello my fellow Jalops — I was thinking we should start a car company. All you need is a passion for cars, making grandiose promises, and then not delivering on any of it. I feel like we’ve known each other for a while, and with our shared knowledge and ability to creatively riff together, I think we could put

I just don’t get it guys. Anthony Davis tried to force the Pelicans to him to LA for a bunch of scraps and the Pelicans said no. All of those players are somewhere between butt and potentially not butt. It also came out that all the leaks were actually from the Lakers because they’re idiots. I still don’t get why the

The guy goes “I demand you blow up this team midseason and wreck the future of the franchise by not being able to get close to fair value for me, because I demand to go right now during the season instead of after it” and the people responsible for the toxic environment are the executives who quite correctly told him

Thoughts and prayers

Hey! How about a courtesy NSFW next to that hyperlink that takes you to a page starting with “Here are the Penis Pics”. That should be fun to explain in a few hours.

I majored in Cruisin’ USA

“But it’s always been a learning and growing experience for me...this whole situation has definitely been that for me. It’s something that I’m going to keep in mind going forward.”

Well, I certainly hope so. But it seems that every time he’s at the center of a controversy, he gets more defensive than introspective, as

Eat all the dicks, please.

How many of the players on there wern’t even born in 1993...

Wow, I knew Peanuts was forward thinking, but some of these strips are much more progressive than I would expect from an author born in the 20s. Peanuts really was ahead of its time.

How can they die if they are already dead!?

Anyway, if I’m putting any antlers on the table, they’re gonna be real. None of these poseur antlers for me. I’m taking down Bambi’s mom and then making her head the centerpiece of my turkey dinner.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

They do. Would of helped if they didn’t lose by fucking 40

He did not say that they were equivalent in scale but that they were equivalent in kind. Nice strawman you got there.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.