Shit, when I was Army, I was already setting up the service line for breakfast at 5am. And that’s after two hours of cooking. Then, we didn’t finish cleaning up dinner until nearly 10pm.

I used to go to the gym at 3am just to get the energy to get to work at 5am just to beat traffic and it’s so that the 5pm traffic coming back didn’t want me to hate life at 2 hours just in traffic so I can get home at 7pm and is too tired to do anything or eat.

Agreed. Rich people taking advantage of the poor so they can sit on their asses all day and do nothing is a tale as old as time. Hell, that’s what slavery is.

Mr. Potato Head is who Nick Cannon is going to be when he’s an old head, guaranteed.

Now I want steve harvey’s voice over a montage of poor people slaving before the sun rises, working throughout the day, stumbling off the bus late at night and still having to walk a few blocks to reach where they live.  

Cranio-rectal inversion: the forgotten disease.

Right! So they’re leaving their house at 3:30 AM. I had a gig in the OC, and my black ass was up five days a week at 5 AM, 4 AM if I wanted to hit yoga before work. How early do you think Marjorie gets up to spend his money?

And even if they have a car/parking, traffic is a muthafucka. 

We’re in a constitutional crisis because of lazy ass rich people.

Who the fuck does he think opens Starbuck’s at 5AM?  Teachers, security guards, waitresses, cooks, paperboys all are up before his ass.

None of the poor people in LA that I know are able to wake up at 8 AM, Steve. They gotta get their kids up and be on that bus/train to get to work by then.

Mr. Potato Head is who Nick Cannon is going to be when he’s an old head, guaranteed. Their egos make them think they’re the exceptions to the “white people’s chosen…

You could’ve stopped at the title and no one would’ve blinked. Uh someone tell Steve that most people that work on the West Coast in finance are up earlier than most due to the time difference. As someone who once spent six months in San Francisco working on a project with Citibank I can attest to this. I take it…

Rich people don’t sleep eight hours a day. They need that extra time for tweet storms, hanging out with their friends on Fox, and golfing. Well, at least one of them does.