Ahahaha, Bamco, that made my day!

inb4 hordes of Jezebel visitors cry foul

Yeah, I can live with that; no point arguing about it. Good luck with your review endeavors.

I think when there's almost 400 reviewed titles on a site and all of them receive a 3-5 star rating it speaks volumes of its credibility. So they're reviewing a new title every day and are obviously IG enthusiasts. I'd like to see the figures once they finish reviewing all 2195 titles. Probably not gonna be much…

Correct, I assumed that was clear from the context. The vast majority of them might as well pass as flash games on sites like games.com.

You know, maybe I'm going a bit crazy here, but I have a theory:

So that's three passable games, in a (current) total of 2195.

You know, I really don't give two shits about Indie Games, since 99.9% of them are crap, and the remaining 0.1% are good ideas that need to be fleshed out better.

What you're looking for is screen printing. It's the same technique used for t-shirts you can buy commercially, but you'll be hardpressed to find a place (on- or offline) that'll screen print a design for you unless you buy a batch of 20-something shirts. Also, even if you do, you won't be saving any money. The…

And another one if you thought the sequel was a convoluted, angsty piece of shit.

Yes, YES! A thousand times YES! Please give us a filter. I'm not even saying keep these articles away from Kotaku anymore, because I realize given how moronic our society has become, infatuated with our first world problems, editors are impelled to write them. Just please give me the option of not having to SEE them.

(Some mild spoilers in this comment, whiners please move along.)

What is this I don't even- <3

Yeah, saw yours. Good stuff!

Yeah, I'm that cheap.

Gamecube makes me so happy I want to hug everyone!

Well that was remarkably... unspectacular.

Promoted for truth. I fall under this category as well, although I never play online and will always buy expansions so long as they further the story.

In SA2B it net (netted?) you Green Hill Zone! :D