Really, ActionTrip? “Master-Chief Lookalike Marine”? Really?

You colonial devils just cant stop yourselves from stealing.

114 years? That’s a pretty long hibernianation!

As she was not saved, the Queen entered as a late sub and scored in the 88th minute.

GUMMY HATS.

There are plenty of people with mental illnesses who are mediocre in the talent department. It’s not causal either direction, and non-famous people with mental illnesses tend not have an easier time of things. They don’t have the paparazzi issue but they also often have fewer resources and are less likely to get…

But seriously, Eskişehirspor fans? Setting the stadium on fire? That’s what’s hot in the streets? Really?

Just how does one housebreak a bison? Besides, of course, very carefully.

They’re hardy animals, unlike those sissy longhorns.

Yes, local news is that desperate.

This take is wrong AND bad.

I guess you didn’t finish reading the reddit thread. Apparently this is in line with the type of humor the station regularly engages in. For example, here’s the same anchor and meteorologist:

And now, something else:

Read right to left,

The unbearable whiteness of being.

U-Mary alum here! Glad to hear we have a legitimate bear killer to help us to another 1-10 season! Go Marauders! Bleed Blue!

This is the slogan for my new Chicago Bears themed gay bar.

Honestly, it’s simple: I think we’re looking at a Saul-and-David situation here. Paul Finebaum had Eli Gold killed and took over as Jewish King of SEC Football.

My maneki neko moneybox sits on my bookshelf to try and remind me not to buy more books.