I’m amused when so many fanbases flip tables over things like this, but in this case I totally see where they’re coming from.

I look forward to a Japanese teen bending over and realizing his crotch is pixellated.

Nothing like seeing a hobo smoking salmon in the Pacific Northwest with a cardboard box, a portable skillet, & sawdust. And by “hobo” I mean Alton Brown. It’s one of his best Good Eats episodes.

STAT | $400 million - The total marketing push for the Angry Birds movie, which cost another $73 million to make. It brought in $150 million worldwide in its opening weekend.

Snoopy would like a word with this bear, and another piña colada.

Final Fantasy XIV is everything that the whole XIII series and apparently XV isn’t, an engaging world set in a more traditional fantasy setting with characters that are worth reading or watching their stories unfold. It almost felt like Square Enix decided that they would leave the MMO versions of Final Fantasy as…

My mother works at a rural water district. She was smart enough to make sure her office’s computers didn’t upgrade to Windows 10 (It’s stubbornly at Windows 7). Every other water district in the area did. Now none of them can’t communicate to each other (because the area has water lines everywhere) to tell them how…

Nice registered trademark for your car.

I wonder about her and Alanis Morrisette in the “acts who hate their fans” group.

It’s just a bad comic series.

My thought exactly.

I can’t be the only one with the song Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd in my head, even though I know it’s not a buffalo.

Possibly, but I doubt it. My sister’s kids have the Disney Infinity set, and when I saw them play it last, there was no one else playing it to interact with them, which for my sister was a relief because she’s very wary of their children’s internet interactions.

Reminds me of a Cracked video about how bad children’s cereal really are where once of the characters realizes that you can get cereal in bags.

It’s interesting how he focuses on his inability for using the watch, and how he couldn’t even use it for telling time. From what I’ve heard, version 2 of Apple Watch will be more internal improvements than making it easier to operate. Which maybe Apple might need to do. But, it’s not like Apple actually listens to…

Also, you bastard. I’m ashamed I didn’t catch that pun the first time. (Well done.)

You married very well, sir.

Bobbing up and down for puns, I see.

If this isn’t a microcosm of all the problems the Rio Olympics have had, I don’t know what is.

Some where George Forman is adding another thing that his Foreman Grill can do.