It’s interesting that Ubisoft and Bethsetha both make games that are really buggy. Because because Bethsetha permits mods and Ubisoft’s games don’t, Bethsetha gets a pass on the assumption that the rabid fans will mod the game to the point where it’s nearly functional. And Ubisoft is the whipping boy for what happens…

Dear Kit Kat Japan,

Give or take 110 years.

Or Linka, which I believe is a Russian name. (Last used as a character in the Captain Planet series.)

Wait, Lightning, the worse Final Fantasy hero ever, is basically feminine Cloud? I hope the Zelda folks don’t make the same mistake with Linkle.

He should be the sign to sell Activision stock.

I’m sorry, but the kid in me giggled at the last name ‘Llamas.’ I imagine she’s a llama with a wig and a headset, spitting out phone calls.

Nah, I doubt it.

So what’s your best Crock-Pot receipe? Mine is tossing in a stick of cream cheese, a can of evaporated milk, a 8 oz block of cheddar, a pint of milk, and two cups of elbow macaroni. 4 hours later, a pretty good Mac & Cheese receipe. I’m thinking about adding tomatoes and bacon to that for science.

“Help. I’m in a pre-made sweater that’s suppose to look like something my blind grandmother knitted for me. I’m not getting paid enough to model this. Help.”

Did you wake up one morning to find a large Barbie doll’s head on your lap?

I wonder if at some top secret campground location, top Order of the Arrow agents are trying to figure out how to make their popcorn as addicting as the Girl Scout cookies?

[Insert meme of Mickey Mouse holding a fist of cash and saying, “Shut up and take my money!” here]

You and your buck and a quarter-staff.

“And that’s where we’ll put RGIII for physical reactions after every Patriots score.”

To be honest, the ability to put in a two choice poll is a more important feature than changing favorite to like.

Wait, Jay Mariotti is still alive?

So how long before Curry gets a Bill Walton-like injury and never is the same?

It’s only been a few hours, but so far, the stock is up a little over a percent. Brokers seem to like the acquisition so far.

So the 49ers just traded Davis for an organic ham sandwich and some pickles? Am I reading this right?