I’m not even sure I would want to name a spa Opium. It’s like a few years ago, there was an energy drink named Cocaine. Just so ill-advised.

Before this, Bob Ross was the domain of the Public Broadcasting System, and a local PBS affliate in Oklahoma, I think. I just wonder if Twitch/Amazon got approval to stream it, or are we a few hours away from a cease and desist order from PBS.

Who decided, Hey, We need Portable Spam! Who were the ad wizards that came up with this one?

It definitely is! (And surprisingly tasty!)

Wait, Apple Pie Snapple?! Snapple still exists?

This movie screams, “Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Go to Jail.”

Ocalele of Time

Yeah, that price wasn’t a-peeling.

A lot of things gives you cancer, some require lengthy dosages, some are immediate. Change your eating habits? Sure. But don’t go cold turkey unless recommended by your doctor.

With the Bond movie series looking to reboot, they should hire him to be their next Q. Or I guess it would be R now? S?

QUOTE | “We’re going to fight to preserve our independence.” – Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot, responding to a potential hostile takeover of the company by Vivendi.

Starring it for the trouble your aunt has with ‘Elsie.’ If she wants to be known as Elizabeth, it’s Elizabeth, not Elsie.

Glad it’s not “Otter Elsie Pechenik.”

Where would you put the salsa flavored combos?

Casey’s breakfast pizzas are so unbelievably good and probably bad for my health. It’s one of the few things I miss about Missouri.

1. Did A-Rod pay for the broken TV monitor?

When the Cubs just intentionally walk him with no one on at his first at bat, then I think the Cubs are giving Murphy the Barry Bonds treatment.

Feel like the English Bull Terrier is missing a monocle and a top hat.

“No! I did not mess up your lamp there! Go blame a cat!”

Schawn’s chocolate chip ice cream was very much like the bun, with little bits of chocolate in there. I really need to get better ice cream to eat over the sink in.