Everyone who grows up in San Diego flees as soon as they can, as if they grew up in Missouri.

Disappointed the headline wasn’t Indian Fashion Show to Paris: Who’s Sari Now?

If they removed the “Gaming Talk Shows” as a “Game”, I suspect #20 would be either Smite, Ultra Street Fighter IV, or Day Z.

More importantly, how’s the sake in that region?

That place must be hell for someone on the AA 12 steps.

Exactly. Remember that Chancellors, Presidents, and their Boards are just as interested in academic prestige as they are in how well their football and basketball teams will do in upcoming year.

Indeed. I agree with the analysis. I don’t think it’s much that Missouri has been good than that the SEC East has been terrible, and Missouri was just the best of the worst.

The Royals radio team was relating in the 7th how they were talking to George Brett in the middle of the 6th, and Brett was amazed at Cueto’s performance. Brett implied he might have not fared well against Cueto in his prime.

1. The Weird Al Accordion Balloon. Clowns really must hate him.

Just wondering if the fog and mist is covering up Mount Tanzawa?

Any word yet how the Giants will honor Gifford this season?

Maybe he thought it would help prevent the Blue Jays from sweeping the Yankees?

Somewhere out in Muncie, Jim Davis is rewriting the Garfield the Musical screenplay after hearing this.

Good point.

Yeah, if he’s really having problems with his wife and daughter, it didn’t help that he was naming her with such pretentious connotations such as “Royalty.” Was the hospital all out of Reginas, Rachaels, and Rebeccas that day?

Looks more like what the workers will wear at IKEA in 2069.

And as a Deadspin kinja comment notes the signature after the quote looks like it's saying “Drunk Women.” (It's probably the signature of the head coach or the yet to be charged with a crime first string quarterback.)

The winning animation for using a bucket isn’t half bad either.

Mapou will probably get a 3 game suspension while Messi gets absolutely nothing and likes it.

Okay, but what if one of the passengers on said flight is freaking out, and how many people in a queue do you need to knock some sense into him or her?