Just an FYI, according to the game’s weblink, it cost $20.00 to access it.

How do you feel about “dry slot” or bands of colors on a weather map shaped like a penis?

It’s true. Plus, people would start calling in complaining if we call it “wet air” which humid/moist air is.

Oh, god. It’s worse than I thought. I stand corrected.

And here I thought Coke Life was a bad sign. (It’s Coke made with real sugar instead of high corn fruit syrup. They use a green label which is rather off-putting.) Crystal Pepsi is just worse. But not as bad as trying to drink Mountain Dew and wondering if that’s actually Dew or pee. Yes, I need professional help.

I get the uproar over awarding Caitlyn Jenner for “transcending sports.” “Transcending” can mean a lot of different actions, and Mr. Costas doesn’t believe a transgendered Mrs. Jenner is as “transcending” than say Ms. Lauren Hill’s struggles with pediatric brain cancer. But the problem is that argument is a slippery…

Mr. Costas has been Hot Taking far longer than Mr. Cowherd. Colin graduated from the Bob Costas School of Hot Takes.

To be fair, from what I’ve heard from both Google and Apple, both side’s new upgrades are just things they found that the other side is doing. The real issue is about “ecosystem.” Both Google and Apple are trying to get users to completely dive into their ecosystem and not use the others. The “innovations” or…

The real problem is that PayPal is beating up Google Wallet and Apple Pay. And both know it.

Squirrel Girl and Richard wouldn’t have fought, they’d just go out on a date and get jiggy in a back seat of a Lincoln town car that Richard conjured out of nowhere.

Had Bambi been a Pudu, Thumper would have knocked him out and taken his lunch money. Rabbits are often douches.

1. Who the hell is she?

The beer tasted as bad as its cheese cartoony beer commercials.

The Aussies’ anger is nothing compared to the rage the English fans have over their 1-0 loss to the French, at least what I’ve seen on Twitter.

This is why it is illegal to drink rum while slouching in Missouri, an act that is perfectly permissible in Kansas...

Mustard drizzle? Eww.

I wonder if there’s some reason they’d prefer docks over beaches? You’d think they’d prefer the sandy beaches of Cannon Beach or Arch Cape over some dinky dock up on Astoria? Would leaving them near Pelican Brewing be better? (Maybe they prefer going to the Coffee Girl.)

Can’t quite decide if this is better or worse than ThinkGeek. The heart-shaped decanter is freaking me out, through.

I wasn’t aware of the distinction between sex and gender, which I now understand it as the difference between genetics a mix between brain chemistry and for lack of a better phrase, interior perspective. It’s an interesting discussion.

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