I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did.

Whopper? I didn't even know her!

And now some Kotaku reader in Texas has discovered the next big thing in state fair fried foods.

Yup. The biggest question I have with the Apple Watch is why would I want one when the iPhone 6 does everything the Watch does, but better?

I have five questions about the Apple Watch, after watching the live streaming of the event. Your article, and many other articles I've read, highlights some of the issues, but I feel there are more issues.

Deep Fried Bacon Wrapped Zucchini?! I'm dead now.

Ah, the Spruce Møøse, the kind of cognac that would bite your sister.

I really think the solution is two-fold: 1 ) treat the children more like people and neither as children nor adults. I feel most parents don't really try to "get to know" their children and just simply throw every suggestion and action at the child either from their own past experiences or from whatever they feel is a…

I must confess, it surprised me that urine doesn't exit through the vagina. It exits through a separate urethra shaft. Thank goodness for the internet, in this case. I suspect most guys think urine exits through the vagina because in part that the urethra for a guy is inside the penis, and it handles both urine and…

I've read a couple of twitter comments that completely blamed The Sims 4 and SimCity on EA exclusively. Well, no. EA had put in some ideas, but it was up to Maxis' teams to put it altogether. And who knows, maybe Maxis had the right to reject some of EA's suggestions? (Doubtful, I agree.) In the end, EA was perceived…

My father is blond. My mom, being from Thailand, has the blackest Asian hair you'll ever see. I ended up with the ginger oily thin hair that will probably not turn grey and will never get a length for even a proper mullet. Which is a good thing.

This may be the worst snack version of a cream pie I have ever seen.

Milk icing: 3,521 calories; 641 g of carbohydrates. Add in a cup of Captain Crunch cereal, we're talking 3,667 calories and 672 g of carbs. Ye gods.

I'm thinking he's going to less roasted and more like shot on sight.

So Rome wasn't built in a day, but apparently parts of Shanghai were built in a matter of months.

And somewhere at ThinkGeek's HQ, they're making calls to Japan.

Faker, you magnificent bastard. *slow claps*

I never got wearing overalls even as an adult. (Granted, I grew up in redneck overall country.) Maybe if you force your hubby to wear adult depends and then a pair of overall over it, he might understand why your baby should not be wearing jeans/overalls? (And if that doesn't work, bribe him with bacon fat.)

My point was that it's not a fair apples to apples comparison. Live internet streaming is global and e-Sports is tapping into that global interest whether it's the Korea Star Craft games or the Russian stream of World of Tanks. "Ratings" need to get out of the mindset of focusing on one particular country when it…

Miss P knows she's the best dog, and her owner will give her a selection of stud beagles to choose from when the night was over. She had the look of a conquering warlord claiming her prize.