Trying to imagine how a corgi and a chihuahua would have gotten it on, and the possibilities are painfully funny.

Let me know when science figures out how do cats know I'm allergic to them.

I could really go for pudding right about now. (Coo!)

If Techland would have just made it a "get the hell out of the city" zombie game instead of a "game of thrones-ish warlord thriller who just happens to be surrounded by zombies," I think Dying Light would have done much better. The plot and side mission banter was just unbearable to wade through.

1. From what I'm hearing, Nintendo is also starting to request that Twitch steamer's Video on Demands be pulled. Wouldn't be surprised if they start sending cease and desist letters to many Twitch streamers who play Nintendo games live, possibly even the competition streams for such things as the World Pokémon…

I'm laughing and hurling at the same time. And maybe I'll lose five pounds when I'm done vomiting.

Winner winner, chicken (at least I think it's chicken) dinner.

If only you could combine the two systems' best qualities.

Speaking of Grey Goose, watching the Fox pre-game, and Troy Aiken looks either hung over or has a little of the Bob Costas pink eye problem. Maybe he stayed up to made sure he didn't get Greg Anthony'ed?

Williamette Sultanette is more beer than wine.

I'd like to know who dared Sony to have a worse year in 2015 than Ubisoft did in 2014? It's pretty clear they have the early lead for Worst Gaming Company of 2015. Can't wait to see how Ubisoft and EA respond to this failure.

The Podcast is the worst. I have to delete viewed files multiple times just to get it to delete, and I don't want to delete any podcast immediately after viewing it on the off chance I want to hear it again or save it for future reference.

Lemon Fruitcake

It only gets worse when it becomes an invitation to her child's sixth grade graduation.

I agree. I find Dr. Drew to be much more credible than Dr. Phil, even though I know and I'm pretty sure they know, how they're in the entertaining business and not the consulting business anymore. At least Drew still does some serious professional work on the side (serious drug rehab stuff, away from the reality TV…

Including Dr. Phil?

Remind me NOT to rob that house.

Yoshiette?! Don't give them any ideas!

Great. Now I'll have nightmares about hearing this song while eating the Swedish meatballs at IKEA. I'm gonna pass on the Lingonberries.

1. Time of Possession isn't the be all and end all of factors. However, it can show that limiting opportunities is important. Oregon had 6 drives out of 14 end in a punt (and another 2 end on downs). Ohio State had four end in a turnover but only two end in a punt (they also had 14 drives). Ohio State's defense forced…