Somewhere Alton Brown is shaking his head and glumly drinking a martini. (My favorite item is a rice cooker that doubles as a really good steamer for boiling eggs. Yes, hard boiled eggs.)

I rarely drink coffee (I'm more of a tea/hot cocoa guy), but when I do it is Cà phê sữa đá, which I didn't realize until now that it's the proper name for Vietnamese Ice Coffee. I think it has to do with the one-serving brewing filter cups.

What was really disturbing was how fawning The Chew crew was towards her on their show today, who had two (ex?)Food Network stars on it. They treated her like she was a long-lost friend, no hesitation whatsoever. I'm not saying that I wasn't expecting or wanting them to delve into the reasons why she's now completely…

Simmons. I disagree with Forsythe's argument that ESPN had to call him out on it because he didn't have anything to back up a "claim" that Goddell is a liar. It's not a claim. It was just him expressing an opinion based on his observations on Goddell and that's that. If Simmons had worded his opinion as such, he might…

Disappointed the wine glass doesn't flash when you're right. Or that Rockapella isn't singing backup.

Kansas is probably going to follow suit very soon. Kansas is more conservative than Missouri in terms of its legislature. They wouldn't even have to override a possible veto.

That would explain why all the strip clubs are now along I-70.

I grew up as a loner and knew that I "was wired differently." Now that I've been pseudo-diagnosed as being somewhere on the high end of the autism spectrum, I understand that why I'm comfortable being single. It also helped make my parents understand why I'm not going to give them any grandchildren. ("Pseudo" meaning…

Almond butter...better than Peanut Butter?

It seems to me, the governor is to "blame" for a poor economic recovery in a state where the cost of living is higher than any other state. I can see how his personality rubbed his constituents the wrong way. Not granting Senator Inhoye his choice for his replacement was probably the right move, as long it wasn't a…

Probably worth the murder post-piglet.

Ooh. Homemade pork rinds. Just plain or do you season the rinds?

Please tell me you have a recipe for homemade fried pork skin.

Dear god. That sounds like the kind of glorious meal that should come with a side-order of a defibrillator. (Worth it, I suspect.)

Cheese sticks are really good. Knowing me, I'd get a 20 piece Chicken McNugget, 21 Mozzarella Sticks and a side order of a will because it will kill me. Also, Mozzarella sticks taste better with blue cheese or ranch than most tomato paste-like sauces. (Also, fries and milkshake together? Eww!)

And the PPV orgy!

That and his name is Caspian Prince. He's wanting revenge for all the teasing.

That picture looks like one of those hats and cup holders combo you use to see at stadiums. And wouldn't wearing in the rain have the same effect without you looking so goofy?

I agree that in this digital age, why have books when you can download a pdf copy? Wizard eventually cried uncle and allowed pdf versions of older systems to be purchased. And while I dislike that the cost for the 3rd and 4th editions are the about the same for purchasing the book, at least they are out there. And I…

Missouri is where the Northern hicks meet the Ozark rednecks (and a few Oklahoma rednecks) and the bad driving skills from both racist St. Louisians and gluttonous Kansas Citians. That's why they've got such bad commercials.