Dear Producers of Robot Chicken,

As Ian Darke would say, "You couldn't write a better script than this!"

The referee in the last two pictures has the look of utter shame, as if he wore the wrong size of lederhosen.

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I wondered about that. I also wonder if there's enough alcohol in Purell to get drunk off of.

What you didn't mention was that this mascot has already been in France (where it was originally developed with the help of a French animation studio) for some time now. This may be the scariest thing to come out of France since Foie Gras, Escargot, and Jerry Lewis.

Transistor, the sword, looks like the world's largest Raspberry Pi accessory. What's also interesting about the storyline is that you learn more about the people you're taking the abilities from as you either improve them as main attacks or use them as secondary or tertiary abilities. I think this game is really going…

Slytherin. The hand-holding at birth thing is extremely creepy.

Wurst winner ever. Eurovision answers the question, why can't (insert your country here) Idol go global?

Agreed. She's been through her lost weekend and somehow has gotten through to the other side. She would be nuts in thinking her kids couldn't make the same mistakes she did.

I'm just getting into the whole Bacon Jam concept...by the way, Whiskey Bacon Jam would make a great Pearl Jam cover band name.

The real problem that this little vinet shows is two fold: 1) Skepticism of the validity of the weather forecasts and 2) the length of time it shows until "dire" consequences occur. This is why the public splits the difference between the climate change proponents and the its skeptics: it agrees that climate change is…

Let it dough. Let it dough. Does it offer a poutine recipe?

I thought "Menudo" was a 90's Latin boy band.

I'm getting college day flashbacks about this place. And honestly, the burritos were pretty good.

He's right. I've seen him workout at a hotel gym once during an AMS conference. As I've said before, Cantore is much shorter than you'd think on camera. Dude's a freaking dwarf.

Here's my question: will Sanrio a) ask her to cease and desist and get her to change the title or b) just hire a female ninja and assassinate her? (And to think I used to like her music.)

I worked at a call center where Nike was a main client and I worked with "athletes" on their FuelBand. And some of you hit it on the problem: FuelBands would stop working within 6 months of use, and the FuelBands had a one year replacement warranty. It was getting so bad that some customers didn't want the free…

Dunk limited edition Fruit Punch Oreos into the Jelly Belly Milk and let me know how it tastes. And I'm not kidding about the Fruit Punch Oreos.