Family is a bunch of people you wouldn't otherwise associate with

you mean that dinner that celebrates the immigrants victory over the natives?

Here's a pretty surefire way to get people to hate on you hardcore: Be conventionally attractive but weird/socially inadequate/not generally have a sunny, extroverted disposition. I spent my early teen years with really, really bad acne and a messed up family and somewhere along the way in college I turned "hot"…