Already happened. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pope_Must_Die

I’m sure Na Sha Sha is available.

I love my Baratza Virtuoso, but it’s a little pricey. A crazy amount of grind settings, and I find the grind to be super consistent.

And Nicholas Cage is probably still paying off that pyramid, so he might even be game.

Can we get Newspaper Spider-Man too who just sits around and hopes that he doesn’t have to do any superheroics.

Pretty sure when it was on Pay-Per-View, and we had an illicit cable box that could descramble channels, my dad watched it nearly every day.

Mean Gene. Super Dave. What’s happening to our beloved but niche 80s celebrities?

Why do they even still make Hunt’s?

That guy behind Armie Hammer and Felicity Jones looks just like Burt Reynolds.

Sure, but lots of white American folks eat bland food, and I think it’s in a misguided attempt to be healthy. We’re friends with a couple who do not use salt. Not just little salt. Zero salt. For no reason other than that they’ve bought into the idea that any salt is bad for you.

Neil McDonough is so fun as Dum Dum Dugan.

Gotta add The Punisher with Dolph Lundgren.

We were a 2% family, I went to skim for a while as an adult, and now I’m a whole man. Whole’s really not bad for you as long as you don’t drink too much of it.

I absolutely think the system has been flawed from the beginning. It’s not the The Bad Place is tampering, it’s that that points system has always been too strict.

My wife won’t let us recycle those without cutting them up like you do the regular ones, and these things are a bear to cut through.

Calories aren’t bad, but a lot of calorically dense foods aren’t nutrient dense. And it’s easy to eat too much of calorically dense foods. Ramen’s not bad for you, but the bowl of ramen with the right number calories is probably smaller than most people expect it is.

Rigatoni.

God, I loved Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage.

This is a song about a superhero named Tony. It’s called Tony’s Theme.

D’Arcy Carden is basically Jackie Chan.