*No* shot at 40!? Why?

doesnt take that long to level up? i think i got to 25 in one session of playing.

Don’t be silly. Prostitutes don’t accept V-Bucks.

That’ll never happen. 99% of people who play fortnite are terrified of vaginas.

This is dumb.

What’s next? In-game advertisement for tampons?

Exactly.

I mean Epic things Fortnite can become the new Facebook and it’s own platform so yeah. We’re in a very stupid place.

I understand why they would advertise their new card in Fortnite, but I can’t help but feel like we’ve reached an incredibly stupid place when this is a thing.

To bad most of them are to fat and stupid to get in the military, they might have to settle for being cops or ICE.

So how's the military boot taste when you deep throat it?

Bootlicking, ignorant fool. 

Imagine being so inured to military propaganda and how ingrained the military industrial complex is at all levels of American culture, government, and life that you can’t understand how this is very much something to care about.

Yeah, why would people take military recruitment propaganda from the world's most expensive defense budget seriously?

This seems like kind of a genius stroke on the part of the army and navy. Their ranks thrive on christian nationalism, and christian nationalists will eat this controversy up. Yeah they’ll pay lip service to saying this stuff is bad, the streamers may be shuffled around so it looks like punishment, but it bolsters…

Intellectually stunted aggro white supremacists and murder junkies in the US military?!?? Next you’ll be telling me cops are like that, too...

Not only are they wasting taxpayer money building aircraft carriers that can't launch planes and planes that can't fly, they're wasting it playing games now

Considering the Navy navigates vast oceans and rough seas, you’d think they’d be better at handling streams.

There is no way it will be 600

Sony has said multiple times that pricing the PS3 at $600 was a mistake that they’ll never repeat again and people are still going “It might be $600" because they don’t pay attention to what was already said.