[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

Personally, I think it’s hilarious that they tailgate under a goddamned freeway overpass. 

A Marriott in Cincinnati claims to have the world’s largest indoor gazebo. I can’t quite articulate why, but it strikes me as the perfect analogy for Cincinnati. 

Hell it’s what Urban Meyer already did at Florida.

I’m trying to remember the password to my EBDB account to check.

The biggest thing that could come out of this is the fact that Ronda Rousey and Dana White were romantically involved, since Brendan Schaub dated Ronda, so that could be the eskimo bros. link.

Well said.  Also, isn’t Manfred supposed to be the media/tv savvy guy?  His comments sound like he’s saying “well he plays for the Angels instead of the Yankees or Red Sox, how are we supposed to work with that?”

If your sport was an important part of the cultural landscape, your sports’ biggest star would undoubtedly be very recognizable to casual fans, and generally known by the general public, regardless of their individual personality or willingness to engage in non-sport publicity activities. It would just happen by…

Mike Trout is married? What a mystery man.

I’ve been hanging around this site for years. Was that the BEST use of my time? Dunno. But it provided an outlet for snarky jokes and pointed me towards some truly amazing shows and movies I never would have watched otherwise, helping me to steer clear of others that weren’t worthy. Like many other long-timers, I was…

Another great episode of, I think it’s fair to say by now one of the best sci-fi TV seasons ever?

I believe it’s this guy: http://expanse.wikia.com/wiki/Diogo_Harari

Seriously!

I’m obviously biased as I have never enjoyed a TV show more than The Expanse, but this has to be one of the best on screen deaths ever:

MILLER IS BACK!!!

Syfy: “You’re cancelled.”

My second favorite moment from Caliban’s War.

You knew the exact line that was coming when he closed the lock, but it was still, indeed, BADASS.

Amos: “You’re not that guy.”

I mean you wanna talk about dissonance, the guy that plays Prax played the super douchey PI guy on Jessica Jones season 2.