Once you get to the third paragraph, stop edging and just scroll down. Life’s too short, man.

My favorite part of any Billy piece is the moment where I scroll to the comments when my patience runs out.

It was Lovren’s clearance that went off Milner for the own goal.

Tell me again about who bought Gotze, Lewandowski and Hummels.

It’s rumored Maria’s writing her character to be the ante hero.

You’re a fucking BARCELONA fan. Shut the fuck up.

This may be my absolute favorite billy take. A team with magicians like Modric, Isco, kroos, asensio, Marcelo and ronaldo doesn’t have an enjoyable style to watch.

Holy shit! Billy’s a Cardinals fan, isn’t he?

Whoever wrote this has no fucking clue about Bayern, they literally dismantled Klopp’s Dortmund (who were their biggest competition at the time) and bought all their star players in order to keep dominating the bundesliga, and somehow now they’re the shining paladins of righteousness against evil Madrid.

In euros:

Suffice it to say, in a sport structured so completely around crowning the most deserving teams with titles, and where the definition of “deserving” has a specific meaning that gets at not only the quality of a team’s players but also the often innovative strategic solutions a team comes up with to overcome opponents…

Either that, or rich and successful Barcelona... or Juventus... or Manchester City... or Atletico... Just anyone who isn’t Real Madrid and, by extension, not evil incarnate... or whatever.

So you’re just, like, a parody now... right?

Real Madrid winning the European Cup for the third consecutive time and the fourth time in five years—a team that doesn’t play in any particularly notable or instructive way and only teaches the tautological lesson that being rich and successful leads to more riches and success—would, to an extent, undermine what…

Yeah, it’s insane. Everyone who disappeared is gonna come back, but chances are at least one of Cap, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk etc is gonna die for good in the next one. It... it really sucks. I didn’t actually realise how much I cared about these characters until 16 of them died.

A few of my musings on:
-the Hulk: He is so scared, I think that he needs Banners bravery to come out again, basically merging into the grey hulk to get shit done.

The snap is just an excuse to get the original band back together for the next Avengers movie. Notice the core group is still all there. In that one I fully expect some real, lasting deaths (Tony, almost certainly, and probably Cap) but they’ll be sacrifices made to undo the snap, which will set the stage for the…

I’m pretty sure the Peter and Tony scene will break EVERYBODY’S hearts. It was milked like a cow sure, but it still really hurt, Tom Holland sold the shit out of that scene.

Gamora. Heimdall. Loki. Black Panther. Falcon. Vision. Bucky. Star-Lord. Mantis. Drax. Groot. Scarlet Witch. Dr. Strange. Spider-Man. 

Maybe just sit this franchise out.