Congrats on the fiance.

Well, now we’ve had GS blow a 3-1 lead, Cubs win the WS, Trump lose the popular vote, Falcons steal defeat from the jaws of victory and finally, a Sergio Garcia major win.

No.

If I’m not mistaken, you can place bets on what the scoreline will be at halftime and full time. If you picked, say, 8 and 12 respectively for this match, I’m willing to bet you’d get good odds due to that being so unlikely.

At least it’s more entertaining when the players and coaches fix a match, rather than when refs do. Like in last night’s NCAA title game.

Should have stayed in the box and let it come to him. Why did he have to gopher it?

I think that’s his entire point. Aircraft carriers of today are not combat ships anymore. We keep building them to be fighting ships when in reality, they can be easily sunk (says the author). In reality, they are just glorified air bases used to project power and they should be built as such. As I see it, the…

We do not build carriers to fight naval battles against China and Russia. We build carriers to project air power anywhere in the world, at any time, whether we have accessible air bases with mission permission or not. That is what carriers have been used for since World War II and will continue to be used for.

They only reason they want to build all this stuff is to create defense jobs in their district to boost re-election odds. The armed forces are getting hardware they don’t even want.

It’d be fairer if borderline calls like this, that don’t truly deny a goalscoring opportunity, result in an indirect free kick in the box rather than the almost-sure thing of a penalty kick.

Are you thinking of Adrian Peterson? Different guy.

I started watching Luke Cage yesterday and was struck by how badass Mahershala Ali is. Now I’m excited to watch the rest with Oscar winning badass Mahersala Ali.

You can see he was given the wrong envelope. 100% not his fault. Somebody backstage screwed up and give him the wrong one. But who was holding it while Emma Stone gave her speech? Leo DiCaprio! lol

Let the memes begin!

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

Is it safe to assume we collectively opened the wrong envelope in November?

The biggest winner tonight: Steve Harvey

Uhh he didn’t call the movie. She did. He was showing her the card out of confusion. He literally reached into the envelope TWO MORE TIMES to see if there was another card in there.

This was crazy. I tuned out and then thought somebody had crashed the stage. Dude for La La Land was gracious though, he didn’t want to win a tainted Oscar. Crazy ending. Love Jimmy Kimmel’s blame Steve Harvey line.

WHY DIDN’T JIMMY BLAME MATT DAMON FOR THE FUCK UP?