Kingsmen was a good flick. Even my wife liked it a lot.

No, it’s worse. To help his jitteriness at loud noises (cuz autism!), he locks himself in his dark bedroom with a strobe light and really loud metal music and rolls a wooden rod up and down his shin like lacrosse players do to “toughen” their shins.

I think Simmons knew all along who Affleck was, he put Addai-Robinson on the case as an audition. Affleck and the British voice fed Simmons info on crimes to help his career, in return he looked the other way on Affleck’s crimes. He needed someone to take over when he retires. Instead of telling Addai-Robinson, he had…

On a 16-hour flight, I watched The Accountant; Dr. Strange: The Magnificent Seven; Kingsmen; and John Wick. The body count on this flight was astronomical .

From what I remember, it was a combination of a few things:

A computer which Affleck’s character bought her, along with the fact that he has donated literal millions to that charity that her dad runs. They are essentially working WITH each other opposed to one of them working for the other. I feel like at least 1/4 of these questions can be answered by simply paying close…

+1 trip to the packie.

is there a scene where Ben Affleck does pushups/chinups without a shirt on for no particular reason?

Yeah, every critique of it I’ve read has been perfectly valid. Still liked it.

But I still didn’t hate it, fight me.

I got confused once we find out Jeffrey Tambor was in prison, I couldnt tell if i was watching Arrested Development or some shitty Ben Affleck movie

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

British lady is his non-verbal sister’s magic computer voice. And the brother twist was obvious by the halfway point. This movie was so bad.

An article about a movie with numbered paragraphs. Does this mean Leitch is somewhere writing about fatherhood and poop stories in all caps?

Hot Take: It was better than Argo.

+1 bottle of water snuck in via cargo pocket, because it’s just careless to spend $9 at the arena

Dolan has nothing on Duke Silver.

AT&T Center security has a similar problem with Tim Duncan, and always are keeping an eye on him when he’s in the arena, because of all the customers complaining of him lecturing them that, instead of spending all this money to watch a basketball game, they should invest it in a 5 year treasury note which, on…

I never knew Kuato could play guitar!

Wait...Oakley tried to assault Dolan, did assault security personnel, and now head of security is fired? How exactly does this work?