I can’t believe the FCC allowed 13 year old me to watch this ish on the USA channel too. I think they followed up Raw with either Strip Poker or Silk Stalkings, so I guess it was as good a time as any to start going through puberty.

I just saw it and I confirm that the people in this movie are even dumber than the ones in Prometheus. There are horror movie cliches, and then there’s this: people actually doubling down on the dumb shit they strongly believe in over and over again. It’s just too stupid.

Yeah, this is how I felt about The Spoils of Babylon :/

Gonna be hard to top this as my favorite new Deadspin soccer meme of the summer.

I also hope this means we never have to talk about Jozy Altidore again.

According to Highlander rules, that makes us WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS!!! USA! USA! USA!

Thanks for linking to this, I think its my new favorite blog. Dude writes gossip in freaking e.e. cummings format.

This makes pretty good sense. Maybe I can build on that even more: I finally marathoned through Freaks and Geeks this past weekend. I can now say that though I was surprised to see that Martin Starr was so tall back then, Jason Segel was just super freakin’ tall.

I enjoyed this story alot more when I imagined the two cops narrating the incident as Dangle and Garcia from Reno 9/11.

Unless you grew up in a Basketball arena, I’m pretty sure 6’4” is considered to be pretty freakin’ tall.

That’s probably one of the most top notch Gawker inflammatory opening sentences I’ve seen on the site this year. Buzzfeed is giving it a stand up ovation.

So what ever happened to Ryan Duffy? He was the best correspondent on the Vice HBO show, had the biggest story (Dennis Rodman in North Korea), and then just sorta disappeared? Plus the dude’s voice was like the new James Earl Jones.

Why the hell is that idiot getting Mustard on his In-N-Out burger? Just stick with the secret sauce. I call shenanigans on this story.

I feel like a broken record in these hockey comment sections, but everyone keeps ignoring the Ducks’ insane never-say-die attitude. They broke 2 NHL Season Records for come-behind wins. I know everyone likes to shit on Boudreau as a choker come the Playoffs, but the team has so much scoring depth and quality…

As a bewildered Ducks fan with a fully clenched butthole, I welcome our rule book overlords.

How in God’s name is this not called Millennials: The Movie !?!?!

I disagree with pretty much all of this, but then again I’m not a book reader. It’s pretty obvious that they’re telegraphing a major redemption arc for Theon, and that Sansa and him will figure out something to do soon. The preview for next week literally showed that starting to happen.

Very excited to play “lets compare X crime with Y Violation” for the next few weeks. Justice always provides the Hottest of Taeks.

Can someone please explain these “metaphors” that Hudson’s using here? My high school English AP skills are failing me.

God damn these would make excellent Death Metal/Deafheaven lyrics.