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I love me some Hulk, but that was some shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit goalkeeping.

As a Ducks fan, I can’t say anything but nice things about Winnipeg and their crazy passionate fan base. However, I am stoked they’ve been swept, because no one appeared to give a shit about Anaheim’s ability to come from behind and win on the reg in the 3rd period all year. They have 18 wins after trailing at some

Dammit, now I want a job where I can get paid to talk about all the drugs I did at Coachella this past weekend. Instead I’m just sitting here in my office with my hands on my head, looking at all the Overdraft fees in my bank account from those damn $10 Heinekens :(

I feel like if the Pyramids of Egypt and Chichen Itza had a kid, its name would be this.

First Chopped, now Clickhole. Deadspin is extending its slimy tentacles everywhere now that Craggs is gone.

Greg Anthony is rolling in his grave.

And that's all? Cool story Hansel.

Drew's post read like an e.e. cummings poem.

I didn't really pay much mind to all the articles complaining about the USMNT's poor performance in the fall and winter last year. Chalk it up to a World Cup hangover, experimental squads and formations, tired legs whatever. But collapsing under the might of the Piece of Shit known as Bendtner has turned me into a

Yeah Greg Howard was the MVP of this convo. Dude even threw Trayvon Martin under the murder bus by saying he was the perfect victim.

God, 8th Grade was the worst. My worst experience involves a time when we had a substitute teacher who had us spend half an hour silent reading "My Brother Sam Is Dead." About 20 minutes in, I accidentally dropped my pencil, reached down toward the floor to grab it, and of course I predictably farted. Now I thought I

Did Katie Nolan ghost write this ode to Wolfman Rob? Certainly sounds like it.

I think it would be more fitting if this was posted on Deadspin or Screamer.

Yeah, it's one thing for Chelsea to steal Tottenham's place in the Champions League by winning the Champions League, but its another for a team to lose a spot to someone who wins the Europa. I too would like some clarification. It'd be pretty funny if Everton gets to join the big boys after their joke of a season, and

As a very very cynical Ducks fan, I also sign off on this.

Pardon me, I have not been paying much (any) attention to Swiss soccer much lately, but whatever happened to Yann Sommer? He was a pretty damn good goalie for them.

Still blows my mind that the Colts were able to draft a QB who is somehow still just as great as Peyton in the "look as gawky as possible at all possible times" department.

As a Chelsea fan watching Arsenal and Man City shit the bed at home this week...

This. And all it took was the complete collapse of a church for it to happen.

So is the promoter who organized this lineup some kid who graduated high school in 2003 and later grew up to become some sort of Quebecois-Abu Dhabi Sheik who vowed to never let punk/screamo/hardcore die? Because this line-up is some sort of weird fucking time machine to my Winamp playlist from back then. I'm guessing