My current girlfriend is fat. When we were first talking, getting to know each other, I had an internal debate over whether or not I had a problem being seen with a fat girl. I'm ashamed to have even thought about it. I didn't feel good about it, I don't feel good that I considered that at all. I knew that if we were…
MixedFeelings
mixedfeelings
I must be some kind of slut, because I feel like I've had sex everywhere. Against a tree in the park. Against a fence in the back of a crowd at a music festival. In the middle of a Seattle sidestreet, against someone else's car. I'm pretty sure I gave a handjob on the 72 bus once. Let's see... an airport bathroom. The…
Southwest Airlines flight to LAX - I was boarding priority C70 or something ridiculous so got literally the last seat on the bus which was in the middle of the back row next to an enormous muscle man who looked physically uncomfortable and was holding his right arm as if in pain. As soon as I sat down in the middle…
and you're lying through your goddamn teeth if the juxtaposition of those words along with the idea of the flavors themselves didn't IMMEDIATELY cause you to re-arrange them as "Spooge Ven" in your brain
"When we are forced to sit with our girlfriends"
This says all we need to know about you, dude. Your poor fucking girlfriend.
Fine. You say that your social skills "got you a girlfriend who is out of your league", but it seems like your social skills aren't as great as you think they are. Why? You say you'd like a girlfriend whose brain you respect, but you consider someone you think is an airhead to be out of your league, because you…
Right? If you're thinking "This weed is no good! I'm telling! The cops!" you're high. Go to bed. Put your phone under the bed, and go to bed.
Hahaha, I know. I just laughed at that and said aloud (to myself) "That sounds real."
"Tasty" and "disgusting" are in no way mutually exclusive. I would eat the FUCK out of these.
Tap the breaks on this one. I'm pretty sure this would be damn tasty.
I know. I feel like I am taking crazy pills because I have not been able to sit through an entire episode of this, because I feel like society has moved on from the laugh track, realizing that good humor doesn't actually require you to tell someone to laugh.
Should have stayed in hospital. They have better drugs there.
Butterscotch Krimpets!!!! I can buy these at the Food Lion now. Woohoo!!!
In all honesty though, Little Debbie is trash compared to:
I feel so, so weird admitting this, but I'm a 29 year old woman and I can't get off unless I'm watching porn. Not just any porn, but specifically anal porn. Yet I don't like doing it as much in real life. I started watching porn a decade ago and it has definitely gotten worse., and I find myself having to watch…
I know this woman's narcissism/megalomania has entertainment value (especially as we bask in the glory of 'Zhenya' Plushenko during Olympic time), but I think she's pretty vile. Especially if she's a Russian Kim K, I'm sorry she's getting the amplification. She's not doing Russian women any favors (I already saw a…
I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.
Im a smoker. It will be 10 years in may. Worst habit I ever picked up and 99% of time, I feel shame. But I cant help it. Than 10 minute break, that 5 minute alone time away from a crowded bar belongs to me and myself. I feel calmer & at ease when I come home from work, eat, make cup of coffee, grab my ipad, step into…