This. This. This is my wheel house! Plus, I have only heard of half of the ones in this thread so I am excited to have more to go through! Hopefully this makes it out of the greys!

Also, second best line of the season “..And french toast”, beat only by Pete’s “They probably will” last episode. Both of those lines slayed me.

I am really loving how this season is becoming “Let’s all tell Don how we really feel”. The creative guy, Sally, and you forgot Peggy! Though, for reals, the guy who got fired was realllly dumb. Don did NOT tell him to do that, and he was right in saying the guy didn’t have what it takes to even pull off that kind of…

There was so much squeeing this episode!! First lots of happy squeeing when Joan first gets with her man, then lots of noooooooooo squeeing for the other parts.

This happens to me all the time at the sandwich place in my office building! I regularly order a BLT on wheat bread. “What would you like on that?” I assume they mean in addition to bacon, lettuce and tomato and respond, “Fat free mayo”. And then they always follow up with “Lettuce and tomato also?” I die inside every…

Haha, bar name please!

Oh man. When I moved to Washington DC to Los Angeles I decided that the best person to bring with me was my ex whom was partially the reason I was moving (had had dumped me but we had remained close and it was actually like we were dating but without the title and no sex, just hanging out every day/cuddling). I had…

Ahhh!!! I soooo have Dermatillomania and never realized it had it’s own name. I just figured it was a mild OCD thing (I am not at all diagnosed with OCD, but have been with anxiety, and just notice I am very OCD about certain things..nothing extreme, no counting or routine behaviors, but severe anxiety if things are…

were likely the bristled legs of the sarcoptes scabiei,or itch mites.

Hmm...was he from Nashville?

All of my abroad boning happened in Europe 10 years ago. I studied abroad in Prague for a semester in college and did a fair amount of traveling during and the month after. Most of the sex happened with guys I met in bars (went to said bars with friends, not alone) or in hostels. The hottest was a Norwegian swimmer…

Late but I have a pretty great/mortifying one. A year before moving to Chicago, I was in town visiting friends who already lived here. I scheduled my trip for Halloween so that some partying could be guaranteed to go down. Before going out, my friends and I killed a few bottles of red wine, and I was feeling very…

Have you seriously never seen someone who has shit themselves on the CTA? Not necessarily seen the act but..been on the train with someone who has shit their pants? I have. On the Blue Line this morning, I accidentally zoned out in the wrong direction and actually witnessed a man wetting himself, it was everywhere.…

I’m a video editor in a team of mostly guys (the only 2 other women are doing producer/admind/non-technical roles). I feel very lucky because even though it can feel very boys club at times, the guys are all very sweet and protective of me. The one thing that has come up that frustrated me was this: We use other…

Oh jeez, this is true for every man I have ever dated, including my current whom I hope will be my always. The difference with my current guy is that even though he has this issue, he is (usually) receptive when I point it out and is also working on it. So....yay for our guys?

And..what? People really would rather watch a crying drunk girl yell at her boyfriend over an old photo album? Old photo albums are the best and also last a lot longer than crying drunk girl. Come on!!!

Also..holy hell. How are internet stalking and free porn SO CLOSE?!?! Internet stalking is super fun BUT free.porn. It is free.

Nooo what? How can I choose between emojies and tbt :( I thoroughly enjoy both..

Bahahaha. At that moment in time it prolly woulda been coked up sex for me. But now it would just be bourbon and weed sex. Still great. I am still trying to see if there are any hotels in my city (Chicago) that have in-room jacuzzis...

Yes!! I stayed in a room like this at the Luxor when I was passing through the first time. Was with my ex who at that time was a good friend. When booking the room, was hoping the jacuzzi by the window would lead to sexy times. It did not but it was still amazing and I dream about going back to this day (with my boo,…