Most hilariousest!

LOVE THIS. I love nail art, and love that it's become more popular and mainstream (more creativity, diversity in designs and style, etc.). I usually do my own nails, just with different colors or geometric designs. I don't think I can pull off the more intense looks: the long, pointy styles and/or 3D add-ons. I WISH…

Oy. I've been searching for a job for a while...this is getting incredibly frustrating. I'm giving myself until the 15th to find something I *want* to do, then I'll look for restaurant jobs. Sigh.

This stuff is the BEST.

YESYESYES. That was hilarious, and I can't wait to get the book (?!?!?). You both look awesome.

Put Vaseline or lotion on/around your hairline (all the way around) and on your ears to prevent staining your skin there (:

Have you checked on Etsy for invites? I've been looking there and LOVE a lot of the options; also, many artists offer designing/sending you a PDF file that you can then print/copy on your own (thus using whatever paper you prefer, etc.)

I know right?! I'm seriously alarmed too. Aren't there scenes that show the cast coming out of the house straight onto the deck with the hot tub?

Slightly off topic: it seems that Suri Cruise is often covering her face in front of the paparazzi, or at least mean muggin'. I kinda love that kid.

Aww I voted for him! I'd forgotten the awesome...so sad.

Oy. SMH, seriously.

Good point. Rick Perry, pure whore. I present to you my governor.

As a Texan, I see your Rick Scott and raise you a Ricky Perry. "Fucking asshole" doesn't even come close to describing him accurately. Pure evil.

So, I'm spending the summer learning how to cook and getting healthy. I roasted a whole chicken tonight! I've been perusing paleo blogs and stuff. Just need to keep this motivation up. Excited!

"Alright, Hollande...let's do this thang." bow chicka wah wahhhh

Yes, excellent advice! I'm getting married on the beach too...

That BrandX clip makes me cringe, mostly bc I hate thinking about all the younguns experimenting with and having sex without proper education. Sigh.

Moving is so exciting and so annoying all at once.

The boutique wouldn't allow me to take pictures!

Ugh, this footage on E! of paparazzi harassing Katie Holmes is so sick. It'd be hard enough to go through a divorce, without these obnoxious assholes hounding you and asking mean/invasive questions. I'd punch someone.