mitzybulwinkle
mitzybulwinkle
mitzybulwinkle

Unless you literally hear banjos, it's not racism.

Shit. I'm not white or black. How do I friendship?!??!??!! pls send help

Pete: I had to make that call, my hands were tied.

... texted his union representative while his victim bled out...

Conservative men seem to have an unending supply of hatred for the women they wish they could fuck.

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

I honestly don't understand this argument, "I was inebriated so I can't be held responsible".

I gave it up mostly because of Lena Dunham. I just can't look at her without feeling chagrin. She is the poster child of insufferable artists who take their work too seriously and insufferable rich white kids who are not in touch with the real world.

Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.

NYPD sources sure seem eager to talk about everything but the life and career of the two murdered officers.

The NYPD must need a nap; or else it lost its binkie.

#jeansmatter

hm how about y'all fuckers try not disrespecting the dead officers by pushing your shitty union agenda during the funeral? how about you actually pay your condolences to the family in mourning & not your own fucking victim complex.

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

The third quarter of that game was a joy to behold, especially that one play when Winston was running around trying to avoid being sacked and then suddenly tripped over his own feet, fell backwards, and launched the ball over his head, leading to yet another Oregon touchdown. Such schadenfreude.

"I mean, time and age are really irrelevant to me... Sometimes, I think I'm trapped in the age that I started this. I'm trapped at 23."

The jump from "women get raped because they are in college" to "the foreigners are stealing our jobs" all in the same article is really impressive.

No, he's actualy not. He'is mixed race, though. His father, Martin (born Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estévez), changed his surname to Sheen. He's got Spanish heritage that goes back generations on his father's side and his mother is Caucasian. And he's full-blood douchebag.

That African American studies thing reminds me of Bamboozled, tbh.