i usually AM a sad and lonely person by myself, but i still want a table...

i have so wanted to do this, after waiting 25 minutes after my meal was finished.

THIS. Also, I hate when the hostess asks “How many?” I want to ask them if they see anyone else there, or isn’t my glorious self enough!?!?  I feel compelled to add, too, that with decent service, I am an extremely generous tipper..typically 30-40 percent.

I tried this, but he wouldn’t stop saying to me, “but I think you are funny, and I KNOW you would be awesome as a girlfriend!” I finally had to block his messages.

I was so hooked on the game, I would get up in the middle of the night to pee and I felt I had to check my ingame mail and auctions....smh...

Exactly my order. Also, my asscrack is dry, at least immediately after my shower...lol

Well, several packages I “received” at work, but didn’t, were “signed” by a coworker that has not worked here in at least a year. When I questioned the freight company, they explained that it was part of a new program to increase efficiency. They sign someone’s name that would be in a position to sign, such as the…

I’ve had updates telling me that there was no one at the place of delivery on packages I have shipped to my work...AND THERE IS SOMEONE THERE LITERALLY FROM 6 IN THE MORNING TO 8 AT NIGHT!! When I have called about it, they respond that it was locked up like everyone was gone to lunch. There are at least 25 people…

HaHaHa

Texas does :)

Justin told me he found the car, y’all.