Manziel is so much like Tebow. They were both great in college, inconsistent in their limited opportunities the NFL, and inspire an unaccountable amount of negative and positive attention in relation to their actual football skill.

McCown played better against the vaunted Denver defense than Rodgers did. Has played fairly well this year. When McCown took the starting job back from Manziel earlier in the year, people said the Browns were crazy. Then he played well. And then when he got hurt, people said oh no! The Browns are screwed! McCown was…

While I’m breaking out Rams stories, my best one involves Jimmy Kennedy.

¿HQ? seriously is the best show on ESPN. You can’t find another sports show period that’d actually bring a guest like Kyle Turley on and take him seriously. Take the Colin Cowherd clip linked in the article. (Actually don’t. Cowherd is a baboon’s turgid anus.) Maybe Dan Patrick might take a guest like Turley and take…

Years ago, one of my duties at work was covering the St. Louis Rams. It was a great time for a variety of reasons, and gave me some solid stories to share. One of them involves Kyle Turley.

Counterpoint: Torture porn is the nadir of real horror. There are actually good meta-horror movies (ie. Evil Dead 2, Cabin in the Woods). There are no good Saws/Hostels/Human Centipedes.

Didn’t Urban Meyer and the Buckeyes whip the shit out of Alabama in the Sugar Bowl? If you’re going to troll, at least be good at it like Ken M.

Being a good family man has nothing to do with the fact that he was a terrible, terrible columnist.

You’re damn right I’m jealous. I would looooooooove to get paid $234,000 to talk shit to coaches and pump out a column every other day.

Yeah, Fox is a clear and present danger for sure.

Nah, man. Nothing wrong with serving. I’m pinning this all on your bro. You helped him out and he screwed you over is what it sounds like. Not sure what your relationship is, I imagine it’s soured a bit. If you really want to make his life hell, just constantly send him heart warming veteran stories. “Vet returns, dog…

Doesn’t everyone know the 1/2 Age + 7 rule?

Approximately 42 per day. Most of these are my own questions that I ask myself, though, so there’s some solace for you.

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual…

“OK, please don’t do that.” - Ask a Lawyer

“She was not necessarily all that unwilling, but at the age of 12 it doesn’t matter,” said Kelly.

Small Town, America. Where family values have a whole different meaning, and where ‘living down to movie stereotypes of small town america’ is a fervent goal.

One can do a verified gofundme through a charity org etc. Hopefully there will be a way to help her, if bigots can cash in on being awful there must be hope for a victim like her.

Can’t tell you how many hours I spent working at a non profit stable trying to decrease manure removal costs. Feeling like a chump over huuurrrr

How much is this? How much poop can you send them? Can you giftwrap it? Can you leave custom instructions (“please leave by the back door, where nobody will see it ever until it reeks everywhere”)? Can you have a mechanism wherein when the box is opened, a spring deploys and launches the poop everywhere? Can you have…