Do you ever think the mothers of people who wear pro life cowboy hats wish they would have gotten an abortion

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It’s either negative or completely wrong. Like when Ronald Reagan tried to use Springsteen’s “Born in the USA” — he’d clearly never actually listened to the lyrics.

Well, you’ve got him pegged.

Very effective. Just reading the phrase “which hole is the clit??” made my clit climb into my body to hide.

“She called you daddy for 18 years, now it’s our turn.”

And we still have unarmed black people getting gunned down in our streets by the police, largely segregated schools, an incredibly large prison population comprised disproportionately of blacks, an entire region of our country flying the Confederate flag, terrorism against black churches, and on and on...

One of the many things that the Kranes and Russkies have in common from an outsider’s perspective

Holy shit

its always nice to see that even with all the cultural differences, Chelsea and Dynamo fans can find common ground

COMMUNIST IN THE FUNHOUSE!!

“P.S. Thanks for not biting us.”

Well had Hoke been coaching, Michigan would have been down 21 points and would have had no choice but to go for it....so I guess he’s right?

But look at the bright side: Not one person present will fault the bride and groom if they conveniently forget to write thank you notes for their presents. It was a pretty stressful day.

What the hell? The police dog probably bit the officer in his way of saying this whole thing was stupid and here’s his two weeks.

Yes, Avenue, we view discrimination as illegitimate. Thus we oppose his action. He can think anything he wants. This is not a thought. This is an action.

But there is such a thing as a right to freedom of speech and opinion.

Actually, I make very clear to my kids how I expect them to behave in public (and in general), and I damn well expect them to be courteous non-assholes.

Mou, you’re starting to lose it!

“Starting to lose it”? This is the same guy who did this,: