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Yeah, his radical Islamist father! The same guy who ran against the dictatorial Omar al-Bashir in Sudan for president of that country. The same radial father who delievered pizzas before driving cabs and then becoming an entrprenuer here in America with a taxi company that he later sold to Yellow Cab. The same radical

I discovered this today, and it sounds brilliant.

See the original trilogy (IV, V, and VI). Anything of importance in the prequels is told by a line or two of dialogue in the originals. Watch them knowing that you’re not a 7-year-old, so they can’t possibly seem as magical as they did to all of us who saw them when we were 7. Know that some of the directing isn’t

Ah yes, you know. Tale as old as time. Build clock + bring to school + ???????? = profit.

He’s speaking truth to the classic imaginary PC police that don’t let anyone ever say anything. You remember how you haven’t heard a single soul say “Merry Christmas” since the mid 80s when it became imaginary illegal? Similarly, anyone who has ever said “bullshit” has been imaginary arrested and imaginary prosecuted

Damn, jealous of a fourteen-year-old.

Well to be fair to the Palins, he built a clock. They have no frame of reference to deal with that kind of behavior. It’s not like he got someone pregnant or got arrested for starting a fistfight at a house party.

i’m not racist but i really love cats okay

Fuck Taylor Lewan, one of the dirtiest players ever, for trying to call someone else out for being dirty. Especially since, surprise surprise, he was the one beaten on the play.

Taylor Lewan is only good at hitting people off the field

Ya fuck you too. I hope to catch you doing something mildly illegal so I can run ya ass ova as well. What kind of society do you want?

Can you believe he even grazes ever so slightly the offensive line, that is a penalty.

Well, in that situation, you go for 2 every time. An extra point only puts you up by 5 (two field goals from Denver and you still lose), but getting the 2 points would put you up by 6 (possible overtime).

The only remotely defensible reasoning I heard from the radio was that they didn’t think Manning could score a touchdown and they wanted to be up two field goals.

But it’s, like, hoth remote.

It’s time for Manning to say, “You got Terrell Davis to carry you to the Super Bowl when you got old and feeble. Why didn’t you get me a Terrell Davis?”

To be fair, they are talking about the Bills/Bengals game, through the wacky postmodern construct of disgusting Bills fan behavior, and also without discussing the Bengals, or the game I guess.

Really, fuckers? The Bengals are 6-0, just dismantled the Bills after a huge comeback against the Seahawks and could very well be the class of the AFC, and you’re going to talk about 2903020 year old Zombie Manning getting bailed out by his defense to beat the fucking Browns?

It doesn’t matter if ESPN cares. It matters that WEWS cares, and that the public knows that this highly remunerated mouthpiece is a thief, because we can elect to avoid his material, which might eventually either change his practices, his remuneration, or his employment.

Most corporations don’t care about anything

Probably a bit of both. But I think the major contributor was the move to “Embrace The Debate”, where facts and whatnot are secondary to volume and stupidity of voice. Which is much easier and cheaper to pull ratings with than any actual piece of journalism. Gotta pull those TV and online ad dollars.

I appreciate Deadspin’s efforts on this front b/c it’s pretty embarrassing to employ reporters and have absolutely zero journalistic integrity.