mitzelplick
Mitzelplick
mitzelplick

Neither of these fuckers can spell and it is DRIVING ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again; if you are receiving emails from someone who still has not removed the “sent from ________ device” auto signature, bail.

You are so full of crap. “Pay attention,” he says, because he doesn’t want anyone to consider the overall point, which is that the Republicans have been the party of total fiscal irresponsibility, and it has consistently taken a Democraric president to clean up their messes.

When are these kids going to learn? You have to be a skill position player to get away with a felony.

Bullsh*t. You have to go back to WWII for that to be true, and we know why that was. The debt almost tripled under Reagan. It rose 186% in his two terms. It only rose by 43% under Carter.

No, they don’t. You may believe that he could run a society this way and claim that anything else would be discriminatory against him, but that is not how it would work.

If he started to establish a whites-only society, this would mean that—after the initial flood of racists settled in—anyone not suiting his criteria

My brother and his wife and daughter moved to work in North Dakota a few years back. When my niece was about 4 years old, kids her own age at the library and at local parks would constantly comment about how it must be nice to be Mexican and never have to work because they are lazy etc. My family is Hawaiian (I guess

I don’t know why you, nor anyone else who does, would say this. We have an overwhelming amount of federal anti-discrimination acts. Civil Rights, Immigration Control and Reform, Genetic Information, Fair Housing—every single one of these acts mean that he does not, in fact, have a right to creating a town that suits

The one issue I have with this is that any kids growing up in that town will think its normal. Its one thing to be surrounded by hate and bigotry at home, but when you have whole communities devoted to it you get... well.... the south

Unfortunately he tried to force himself onto a town that wanted nothing to do with him.

My grandfather recently passed and I inherited some nazi souvenirs, I keep them out of pride. Gran’pa was a medic (unarmed in WWII) who landed on D-day, served the whole war in Europe and towards the end of the war a division of Germans surrendered to him to avoid the Russians as he moved alone to the front. he took

Reporter (snickering): “So, uh, you think Myles will be drafted?”

I have $50,000... can I also take out such a policy? At 6’0”, 165 lbs and age 33, I’m worried I, too, won’t be taken in the first round of the 2016 NFL Draft.

Really hoping the Jays sneak “God Save the Queen” in there if they make it that far. Might end the stupid thing once and for all.

Pretty sure Bin Laden destroyed baseball by introducing “God Bless America” into the 7th inning stretch.

Need a bassist? Only bass... I will not play any other instruments! It’s my role and that’s that!

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