They just remove one limb at a time, then?

The disaster talk wasn’t unique to Deadspin. It has taken a while for this team to come together.

Each goal scorer got the assist on the following goal. That’s like something out of a video game.

Apparently she doesn’t know how to use cliches.

Let’s dissolve Congress, then, because Congress is horrible.

Luiz wasn't match fit, but I'd rather watch paint dry than watch Chelsea play anybody.

Great. Now I have a Nirvana cover of the Vaselines stuck in my head with slightly different lyrics.

If you still have your info packet, there should be an explanation of what is and isn't covered under your plan. Therapy is covered for certain things, including depression. If you don't have that packet, you can visit or call healthcareoptions.dhc.ca.gov. You can request the information over the phone.

A Pop State of the Union address would be great beyond description, IMO.

I don’t have inside knowledge, but his politics make it seem plausible.

If he’s worried about all us hippie queer liberals in Los Angeles, I’m not sure New York is in his top 10 destinations.

It’s funny to me that people are arguing “all religions are the same” and think that sort of thinking passes for a sophisticated point of view.

I find it helpful to distinguish the difference between a religion and a cult. Some people don’t.

But, but, but... the Crusades!

What other religions have done throughout history isn’t so relevant to this particular case. Are you suggesting that churches within the U.S. not named Scientology are using child labor, regularly kidnapping people who want to leave, stalking people, etc.?

I urge you all to read the testimonials on that site. The yoga will lead you into a lifestyle of sin.

The only thing that makes people special is how hard they work and what brands of products they consume. That's just science. If we don't believe this, society as we know it will collapse.

This makes the most sense to I.

On and off the pitch.

He won a ring, and nobody's taking it away from him. Unless departing Patriots players have to give their rings back or something.