Ok, so he can be racist, but I can’t? Hey society, here’s your mirror.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

“Because they have no union. They are not organized. And therefore they are at the mercy of their company.”

“Challenge accepted”

It’s not even really a post hoc fallacy because he’s getting the order of events wrong — you take the lead, THEN you start running out the clock.

The causation Pagano mentions is just backwards, wining the game causes you to run the ball more than your opponent, not the the other way around. It’s definitely an issue with correlation vs causation

Close but not quite. This is classic post hoc reasoning: A happened, then B happened, therefore A caused B.

Yes this joke has never been made before.