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Stop trying to summon Curtis Wenis. He doesn’t read this blog anymore. 

one who’d like to preserve the perception of themselves as brave truth-tellers, but would prefer not actually having to engage in any of that risky truth-telling business.

Near as I can tell, the best selling Spider-Man comic ever sold about 370,000 copies. If Mysterio appears in 10 of them and nobody read more than one, 3.7 million people have encountered him in comics.

I think the only way that happens is if Cole doesn’t win 20 games and older voters get hypnotized by Verlander’s win total. 20 wins is still a magic number for some people. Verlander has more IP but the ERA’s are similar and obviously Cole has more K’s. Verlander has been very good, but also very lucky. His .218 BABIP…

QB: MAY, 19, 68... MAY... 19... 68...

Fan: COMMUNIST MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

QB: KILL, KILL... [Looks to sidelines, wild-eyed; makes exaggerated shrug]

Offensive Coordinator: [Signals “2" and “0"]

QB: [Nods, returns to snap count] BLUE DOG 2020, BLUE DOOOOG 2020!

CENTER: [Snaps ball]

QB: [Drops back three steps]

[Fakes left]

[Hand…

*skyward Shatner scream*

This would be a great gag gift for the other guys (and court mandated woman) here at the law firm.

Also, fuck them fonts... all 39 of them.

Is this the line where we sign up for the “I was greyed by Burneko for politely disagreeing with him” support group?

I do enjoy the complaint about run-on sentences within a 96-word, full paragraph of a sentence.

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

There were a lot of reasons for the Sunday Lineup. Teams would play double headers almost every Saturday, then most players would go out Saturday night, especially of they were on the road. Most of the regulars weren’t really in great shape for a Sunday day game and Monday was almost always a travel day for the road…

C’mon, you’re reading a Deadspin soccer article and complaining about a measly 75-word sentence?

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

Twenty games seems light for someone who could’ve murdered another player with a baseball bat five years ago.

Given the amount of words russians have for stages of drunkenness  I’d say one night

Living in any city with a major league sports team means you’re taking part in a scam to subsidize stadiums for billionaires. Rather than dig in their own pockets, they dig into scarce budgets and tax payer wallets while using local media outlets to push PR for ‘much needed economic boost’ headlines when you’re just…

Let’s remember Morgan for his real contribution - An entire website and style of sports journalism criticism created to ridicule the stupid shit that he wrote and said.