I eagerly await the Schumerlash. Rare is such an untalented hack who cribs most of her act from other, better comediennes and gladly profits off the same schtick that “woke” writers should openly denounce.

Thank God you qualified that you are not a fan of the guy who battled cancer before you stated that you are glad the disease has not taken his life. You are the real hero!

My eyes. They won’t stop rolling

You’re are an idiot Timothy Blake.

haha. you’re such a joke.

Right after you almost wrote a good article (close, but you would need Government Assistance for that), you go full liberal shill and prove yourself to be the fool we know you are. Stay trashy.

Lol sweet straw man Timmy. Really knocked it out of the park there!

Now that you finished blowing him let us in on the joke.

Careful or Andrew Daisuke will constantly tell you about his BMW.

No, idiot, but the principle is the same. It’s not a direct comparison. I hope you do well in college, but judging by this, you might want to keep ditch digging in mind as a backup plan.

I believe the sexual assault part was to remind us that we should hate the school’s stance of trigger warnings/safe spaces because they have unrelated issues elsewhere.

I think the whole “occupation of the president’s office” detail was the part they had trouble with... and they still let him graduate anyway.

oh, millenials are going to "fix" things. can't wait for that.

It’s weird how these same types of people consistently joke when there’s stories about severe child abuse, murders, wars, etc., but apparently joking about a lady getting her nude photos copied is too far. What a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites.

Don’t get too salty over this kids. I know most of you can’t handle jokes, just move on and continue to fap to those leaked Jennifer Lawrence pics.

Batman knew Deebo had mind control over all the other passengers on the Ferry. He knew since Craig wasn’t on the boat wasn’t nobody gonna mess with Deebo!

Looking forward to your son not being able to find the plate with a curve ball?

$55 Million bucks for a couple weight machines? Doubtful but then again I’m not a gym instructor.

A bunch of Americans in Brazil swung by a gas station at 6am, ripped down a sign, and pissed all over the place these security guards / off-duty corrections officer work to protect. Do you know the shit a Brazilian prison guard sees and does? Paying $70 so they don’t get arrested, pistol-whipped, or worse is, in fact,…