Trump hopes to follow in Jonathan’s footsteps by making Washington much, much worse.

It’s totally ok. Other ppls interpretations don’t matter. Also, that’s a terrible comparison.

It’s quite impressive how wrong you can be. The song Keith was bragging about was “Diesel Power” from the same album, which he actually rapped on. The couplet in “Smack My Bitch Up” was a sample of Keith from Ultramagnetic MCs’ “Give the Drummer Some”. And I’m dying to know how he stole that lyric from De La Soul when…

You’re kidding right?

I mean, I know they’re not winning the WS this year, you know they’re not winning the WS this year, but holy shit, man, Joe Girardi gets paid millions to try his best to win the WS.

& don’t get me started on her wardrobe! — Tony Kornheiser

They would be missed..you? Not so much

fantastic, but what does billy joel have to do with this? I mean, next time, just be more up front about your antiquated opinions and intentions.

Careful friend, you’ll cut yourself on that edgy cynicism.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Random story time: Matisyahu was performing at the record store I used to work at, and I was stage manager for the day (setting up the sound system, running the board, and generally making sure the artist had everything they needed). About an hour before the show, he asked if I could run to the Starbucks down the…

Atlantic Ocean>Pacific Ocean>Indian Ocean>Billy Ocean>Frank Ocean

Terrell Owens does.

I’m saying that if something is tangentially related to something I’m interested in (or a friend is), and beer is going to be there, that’s just one more incentive to go.

low hanging fruit

If anyone knows comedy it's definitely deadspin writers

I love this thread. Guys defending women by invoking images of hate-fucking, berating you for not knowing as much as a “girl”, and implying that you should be violently sodomized with a baseball bat.

What do you expect from the farmers in training at A&M?

it’s a good thing