So, you’re getting in front of those pesky dick and balls commenters.....with a dick and balls comment?

I think we let people off way too easily.

Imagine you worked in a job where you closed really big sales. Like entertainingly. But when it came to sending an e-mail to a client, you failed 6 out of 10 times. So only 40% of your e-mails ever went through.

The boss may like all the big sales you make, but I also don’t…

The only way you’re right is if the batter can refuse the intentional walk. Trading a free base to avoid a dangerous hitter is no different from trading a foul and free throws to avoid a gimme basket. In both cases, the offending team judges the “penalty” to be less damaging than not committing the offense.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

i was under the impression that the statement ‘all lives matter’ byits very definition is an implicit acknowledgment that black lives (also) matter. We’ve reached a period in time where saying everyone matters is considered racist. I’m going to find a shark to jump over.

Sounds like you interpolated Schiano Man & Jim Tomsula.

Repackaged South Park joke. -1000 for joke thievery.

“and is currently the head football coach at Rutgers University.”

This is like when OJ got arrested in Nevada which would make Steven Adams’ balls Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.

At this point, their 2016-2017 jerseys should just be nWo shirts.

Honestly curious, when was the last time you went to a women’s professional soccer game?

Primarily because people will actually pay to go to MLS games. By the way, how many NWSL tickets have you bought this season?

Where is the fan going to sit?

Eh, the Lakers believed Kobe’s contract would attract future players because of their loyalty and look where that got them. Durant wouldn’t even take their phone call. And it's LA...

Sure, but I mean, they did offer him 2 years and 40 million. Not exactly chump change, even in today’s game. If he wanted a PO instead of a straight two year deal, that would have been reasonable.

Let’s play some more what if’s.

Wade didn’t commit any acts of “self-sacrificing loyalty.” He left money on the table in exchange for rings.

What?! He looks nothing like him...

This is the same joke that was used on the last Wade article.

That's how he keeps the rubber round.